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  • v LINDA!
    Remember - "The vision must be followed by the venture. It is not enough to stare up the steps - we must step up the stairs."

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    Good morning, time to greet the dawn,
    Once again life begins anew,
    A fresh start has unfolded for you,
    And further clarified your goals in view,
    Remind yourself of the dreams of your heart,
    Open the shades and bask in the sun,
    Throughout the day I wish you only joy,
    And may this morning be full of fun.
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    “Just keep going.
    Everybody gets better if they keep at it.”
    – Ted Williams~
    ██o٩(•̮̮̃•̃)۶ Morning coffee ?
    `*• As the light grows, so may .★¨¯☼
    . `*• ´Your Hope and Happiness.★¨¯☼
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    2 hours ago
    It's been quite awhile since I stopped by & gave you a emoticon . So here it is! emoticon Hope you are doing emoticon
    11 hours ago
    emoticon emoticon emoticon Happy Friday, Barb.
    15 hours ago
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    Happy Friday! Time for a little bit of fun and laughter to get you primed for the weekend ahead. Well, in case you don't follow the "National days calendar", today is National Read a Fairy Tale day.

    So here are a few frankly fractured fairy tales that I hope will give you a giggle . . .

    emoticon What's the difference between a Northern Fairy Tale, and a Southern Fairy Tale?
    The Northern Fairy Tale begins "Once upon a time', and the Southern Fairy Tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!"

    emoticon Did you read the fractured fairy tale about the girl who lives in the woods and steals from the rich and gives it all to her Granny?
    It's titled - Little Red Robin Hood.

    emoticon Do all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time"?
    No every two years they come out with a whole series that begin with "If elected, I promise . . ."

    emoticon I heard about a fractured fairy tale about three creatures who live in trees are scared of the Big Bad Wolf.
    It's called “The Three Little Figs”.

    emoticon What did Cinderella say when the photographer lost her photographs ?
    "Someday my prints will come!"

    emoticon Rapunzel is a very long drawn out hairy fairy tale.

    emoticon Most women have read the fractured fairy tale titled, "You Have to Kiss A Lot of Frogs To Find A Prince".

    emoticon The prince summoned up all his courage after he slayed the evil dragon.
    He rode like the wind back to the castle, jumped off his high horse, and proposed to the princess. She refused, and he lived happily ever after.

    And last but not least . . .
    emoticon There is a very funny little known fairy tale about Snow White's half brother - Egg White.

    I hope you have a Happily Ever After Weekend! emoticon

    Thanks so much for dropping in to visit my page and say HI, leaving your note, or goodie.
    I want you to know how much they brighten my day. emoticon
    22 hours ago
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