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  • v RUTHIEBEAR
    emoticon Let's have a Looking Fine Friday. remember to put on that beautiful smile. emoticon Ruthie emoticon
    1 day ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! Time to push the reset button on our humor. This week is just a hodge podge of giggles as my mind is tired from the daily blogs and I and it needs a rest. So please forgive me for the lackluster introduction to this weeks giggles, but I hope you'll find one or two that tickle your funny bone.

    I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what's going on, and now I have to "P".

    I'm at that age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12 and my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.

    I'm old enough to remember when emojis were called "hieroglyphics".

    Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.

    Few Women Admit their age; few men act it.

    I'm at that age where I can't keep up with all the things I hate.

    And finally . . .

    That mmoent you mqke a post and u relise that u speled half the words rong and u lok stupid.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    2 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    M - Make optimism your way of thought. Make enthusiasm your way of life. Make gratitude the key to happiness.
    A - As we begin each new day it is solely up to us to choose our attitude that will set the tone for our perceptions throughout our day.
    R - Remember all of your efforts today were the best that you could do in that moment.
    C - Choice is our greatest gift in every moment.
    H - Honor your Spark Friends for all of the encouragement and support they provide.


    M - Make positive thinking your daily focus.
    O - Our attitude toward life determines life's attitude toward us.
    T - Take a deep breath and connect with your authentic and powerful self.
    I - I choose what I become through my thoughts.
    V - Venture forward with full confidence in your abilities.
    A - Ability is what you can do. Attitude determines how well you do it.
    T - The more you feed your mind with positive thoughts, the more great things you will attract into your life.
    I - If you want to fly, you have to give up what weighs you down.
    O - One choice at a time throughout your day is a tiny, but powerful step.
    N - Never confuse a single defeat with a final defeat.

    Make today your BEST day, and let's make this our BEST MONTH!
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    4 days ago
  • v RUTHIEBEAR
    emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon emoticon I am grateful for YOU! I appreciate you reading and commenting on my blogs this week. Your suppoert and caring mean so much to me. Have a blessed week. Ruthie emoticon
    6 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! Time for a little bit of fun and laughter to get you primed for the weekend ahead. Well, in case you don't follow the "National days calendar", today is National Read a Fairy Tale day.

    So here are a few frankly fractured fairy tales that I hope will give you a giggle . . .


    emoticon What's the difference between a Northern Fairy Tale, and a Southern Fairy Tale?
    The Northern Fairy Tale begins "Once upon a time', and the Southern Fairy Tale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this!"

    emoticon Did you read the fractured fairy tale about the girl who lives in the woods and steals from the rich and gives it all to her Granny?
    It's titled - Little Red Robin Hood.

    emoticon Do all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time"?
    No every two years they come out with a whole series that begin with "If elected, I promise . . ."

    emoticon I heard about a fractured fairy tale about three creatures who live in trees are scared of the Big Bad Wolf.
    It's called “The Three Little Figs”.

    emoticon What did Cinderella say when the photographer lost her photographs ?
    "Someday my prints will come!"

    emoticon Rapunzel is a very long drawn out hairy fairy tale.

    emoticon Most women have read the fractured fairy tale titled, "You Have to Kiss A Lot of Frogs To Find A Prince".

    emoticon The prince summoned up all his courage after he slayed the evil dragon.
    He rode like the wind back to the castle, jumped off his high horse, and proposed to the princess. She refused, and he lived happily ever after.

    And last but not least . . .
    emoticon There is a very funny little known fairy tale about Snow White's half brother - Egg White.

    I hope you have a Happily Ever After Weekend! emoticon

    Thanks so much for dropping in to visit my page and say HI, leaving your note, or goodie.
    I want you to know how much they brighten my day. emoticon
    9 days ago
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