It's Friday once again, and time to get our check-up from the neck up so we can be ready to enjoy our weekend! I think you'll find that these jokes will be just what the doctor ordered to tickle your funny bone because they're really quite humerus.
For those of you who are uncertain of the meanings of medical terms, I thought I'd provide a few I've managed to find and decipher for you.
"Medical Terms for Dummies"
Artery - the study of fine paintings
Bacteria - the back door to the cafeteria
Catscan - searching for the missing kitty
Cauterize - managed to made eye contact with the nurse
Enema - Not a friend
Fester - quicker than someone else
Fibula - a small white lie
Nitrates - Rates of pay for working the night shift; normally more than the day rates
Outpatient - a person who has fainted
Urine - the opposite of "You're out!"
Vitamin - What you do when friends stop by for a visit
I hope these haven't been so upsetting that they've made you nauseous. If so, lay down, take two aspirin, and call your doctor in the morning.
Happy Friday! Lettuce celebrate making it through another week! Time fries when you're having fun! Here are a few giggles to put you in the right mood to start off your weekend.
Apparently you can't use beefstew as a password. It's not stroganoff.
If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock. Now that's humerus!
Some guy just threw milk and cheese at me. How Dairy!
Today's Tip: Don't be afraid to take whisks, and you'll rise to the top, to be the cream of the crop.
Until we meat again next week - cake it easy. Thanks for stopping by! I hope you have an egg-cellent weekend! 8 days ago