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  • v SHARON10002
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    It's Friday once again, and time to get our check-up from the neck up so we can be ready to enjoy our weekend! I think you'll find that these jokes will be just what the doctor ordered to tickle your funny bone because they're really quite humerus.

    For those of you who are uncertain of the meanings of medical terms, I thought I'd provide a few I've managed to find and decipher for you.

    "Medical Terms for Dummies"

    Artery - the study of fine paintings

    Bacteria - the back door to the cafeteria

    Catscan - searching for the missing kitty

    Cauterize - managed to made eye contact with the nurse

    Enema - Not a friend

    Fester - quicker than someone else

    Fibula - a small white lie

    Nitrates - Rates of pay for working the night shift; normally more than the day rates

    Outpatient - a person who has fainted

    Urine - the opposite of "You're out!"

    Vitamin - What you do when friends stop by for a visit

    I hope these haven't been so upsetting that they've made you nauseous.
    If so, lay down, take two aspirin, and call your doctor in the morning.

    Enjoy your weekend!
    18 hours ago
  • v no profile image ARNETTELEE
    It's already afternoon on Thursday. I'm happy to send you sunshine whenever you need it. Have a great day/evening and take care! emoticon emoticon
    22 hours ago
  • v RCLYKE
    Great joke today. I am late commenting today as I was over to Cape Breton shopping
    1 day ago
  • v READY201811
    I know! Was playing on words to have some comeback. Lol
    1 day ago
  • v JOYCEHARRIS3
    Bet your hair feels wonderful!! 7"!!!


    1 day ago
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