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We were about 12 miles from the tornado that hit O'Hatchee, AL again...it moved across country getting bigger, hit Newnan Georgia (home of Alan Jackson). 5 confirmed fatalities.
I really am a lot better than I used to be about the storms, but I still get nervy and jumpy.
Happy Friday everyone! Time to get our funny on and get ready for the weekend ahead. Here's a few miscellaneous quips, tips, and outright dips that I hope will tickle your funny bone. . .
When I was a kid, I wanted to be older . . . To be honest, this is not what I expected. It's weird being the same age as old people.
Tip: Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. . . So don't sing in the shower!
I see people my age rock climbing and mountain climbing. I feel good if I can get my leg through my underwear without losing my balance.
After this long, extended virus lockdown, I've reached a point where my errands are starting to count as going out.
If you have to wear a mask and glasses you might be entitled to condensation.
How have we managed to survive all of the flus, diseases, etc in our lifetime? It's easy! Our mothers wiped dirt off of our faces with spit on a hanky - not antibacterial wipes! Who knew we were getting free antibodies?!
Don't be worried about your Smartphone or TV spying on you. Your vacuum cleaner has been collecting dirt on you for years!
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