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Let Valentines this year, be about all the love you do have, darling, rather than the love you think you don’t. Look around with fresh eyes, and see love where’s it’s always been, where it always is, even if it doesn’t look like chocolates or flowers or Valentine cards. You are more loved than you realise and there is more love in the air than we know. Rather than think you are waiting for love, imagine love is waiting for you, to recognise it in all the forms it comes to find you every day. 12 days ago
Happy Friday! Love is in the air! They say "love is a many splendored thing", and so I thought it might be a-propose for some Valentine giggles about marriage to get ourselves in the right frame of mind for the weekend ahead. Believe me, this was no half-hearted project for me; I put my whole heart into it! I know you're getting excited, and can heartly wait, so let's get pumpin' . . .
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 'You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The husband replied, 'Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't even notice.”
A man inserted an ad in the classifieds: It read: “Wife wanted”. The next day he received hundreds of letters. They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.”
If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
"I married Miss Right. I just didn't realize her first name was Always."
A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In fact, I like your mother-in-law better than I like mine."
A woman turns to her husband on their silver wedding anniversary and says, Honey, will you still love me when my hair turns grey?" Her husband replies, "Why not? I stuck with you through the other six shades."
After finishing our Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies. "You go first", he said. Mine read, “Be quiet for a little while.” "Now it's your turn", I said. His read, “Talk while you have a chance.”
My wife just nudged me and said, "You weren't even listening, were you?". I thought, That's a strange way to start a conversation. . .
An interviewer asked a married couple what their secret was to their long and happy marriage. The husband chimed in, "My wife and I always compromise." "I admit I'm wrong, and she agrees with me."
Shortly before our 25th wedding anniversary, my husband sent 25 long-stemmed yellow roses to me at my office. A few days later, I plucked all the petals and dried them. On the night of our anniversary, I spread the petals over the bed and lay on top of them, wearing only a negligee. As I’d hoped, I got a reaction from my husband. When he saw me, he shouted, “Are those potato chips?”
I hope some of these made you laugh wholeheartedly!
I heartily wish each of you a very Happy Valentine's Day! Enjoy your weekend! 15 days ago