Sorry, but this is how I feel sometimes lol

The Tradition of the Angel on Top of the Christmas Tree
When four of Santa's elves got sick, and the trainee
elves did not produce the toys as fast as the regular
ones, Santa was beginning to feel the pressure of
being behind schedule. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa
that her Mom was coming to visit. This stressed Santa
even more. When he went to harness the reindeer, he
found that three of them were about to give birth and
two had jumped the fence and were out, heaven knows
where. More stress. Then when he began to load the
sleigh one of the boards cracked, and the toy bag fell
to the ground and scattered the toys. So, frustrated,
Santa went into the house for a cup of apple cider and
a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he
discovered that the elves had hidden the liquor, and
there was nothing to drink. In his frustration, he
accidentally dropped the cider pot, and it broke into
hundreds of little pieces all over the kitchen floor.
He went to get the broom and found that mice had eaten
the straw end of the broom. Just then the doorbell
rang, and irritable Santa trudged to the door. He
opened the door, and there was a little angel with a
great big Christmas tree. The angel said, very
cheerfully, "Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't it a lovely
day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would
you like me to stick it?" ...
And so began the tradition of the little angel on top
of the Christmas tree.
Have a Merry Christmas!
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