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Inspiration
Tuesday, February 05, 2019      6 comments

‘“No matter how you feel, Get up Dress Up, Show Up and NEVER GIVE UP!... Read more
Writing in the Dark
Saturday, November 05, 2016      5 comments

Little Johnny asked his father, "Dad, can you write in the dark?" His father said, "I think so. What do you want me to write?" Little Johnny replied, "Oh, just sign this report card for me..."... Read more
For The Military Minded
Friday, November 04, 2016      6 comments

. The only things more accurate than enemy fire is friendly fire. 2. Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo. 3. Teamwork is essential. It gives them more targets to shoot at. 4. No inspection-ready unit ever passed combat. 5. N... Read more
God The Parent
Wednesday, November 02, 2016      6 comments

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to God's kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "... Read more
Oh! Those Blondes! (To Blondes These ARE Just Jokes!)
Saturday, October 29, 2016      7 comments

A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone. The next ... Read more
Thanks A Lot
Friday, October 28, 2016      8 comments

I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your "thoughtful" chain letters over the past years. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Because of your concern........ I no longer dri... Read more
Mix-up in Cards
Thursday, October 27, 2016      7 comments

A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, "Rest in Peace." The owner was angry and called the florist to compla... Read more
Teaching
Tuesday, October 25, 2016      6 comments

A teacher was asked to fill out a special questionnaire for the state. One question said, "Give two reasons for entering the teaching profession." The teacher wrote, "July and August."... Read more
Fine
Monday, October 24, 2016      6 comments

Joe was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense. "They should not put up such misleading notices," said Joe. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE." ... Read more
Letter to Company
Monday, October 17, 2016      7 comments

After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the... Read more
Inebriated State
Sunday, October 16, 2016      5 comments

Every night, after dinner, a man took off for the local tavern. He spent the whole evening there, and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night. He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened. H... Read more
Top Secret
Saturday, October 15, 2016      5 comments

When my son was in the Air Force, my wife and I visited quite often. On our first visit, we were allowed inside this top secret Communications Center, but everything in sight was covered up so we could look around everywhere -- Heck, even the to... Read more
Some Benefits of Being a Woman
Wednesday, October 12, 2016      4 comments

We have the ability to dress ourselves. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. There are times when chocolat... Read more
Doctor's Office
Tuesday, October 11, 2016      7 comments

A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left wrist and screamed, then she pushed... Read more
Only A Southerner
Sunday, October 09, 2016      8 comments

Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them. - Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess.... Read more

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