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Smile of the Day
Friday, April 16, 2021      10 comments

The Smiths were shown into the dentist's office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. "No fancy stuff, Doctor," he ordered, "No gas or needles or any of that stuff. Just pull the tooth and get it over with." "I wish more of m... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, April 15, 2021      8 comments

After hearing a speech on how to motivate employees, the business owner posted signs that read "Do It Now" in every department. It was impossible for the employees not to see them all through the day. A friend dropped by a week later. Seein... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, April 14, 2021      10 comments

A diner was agitated that the waiter had brought him no spoon with his coffee. "This coffee," he said loud enough for most of the other patrons to hear, "is going to be pretty hot to stir with my fingers." The waiter reddened, made a hasty ret... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, April 13, 2021      12 comments

"I have good news and bad news," a defence attorney told his client. "First the bad news. The blood test came back, and your DNA is an exact match with that found at the crime scene." "Oh, no!" cried the client. "What's the good news?" "Your... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, April 12, 2021      12 comments

A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. The wife asks, "Do you know her?" "Yes," sighs the husband, "she's my ex-... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, April 11, 2021      14 comments

A wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" "I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied. "Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answe... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, April 10, 2021      12 comments

Judge: Silence in court! The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of court. Accused: Hahahaha Judge: I wasn't talking to you!... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, April 09, 2021      13 comments

Two students were talking about their childhood. "I was a very clever toddler. By the time I was ten months old, I could already walk." "You call that clever?" the other said. "I managed to trick my parents into carrying me until I was three... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, April 08, 2021      10 comments

A man walked into a hardware store and picked up a can of fly spray. "Is this good for wasps?" he asks the assistant. To which she replies "No, it kills them."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, April 07, 2021      9 comments

"Mom, are the Andersons very poor people?" "I don't think so, Jimmy. Why do you ask?" "Because they made such a fuss when little Eddie swallowed a coin."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, April 06, 2021      11 comments

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. Well, said the Director, we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, April 05, 2021      10 comments

A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said,”Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these.” The kids easily identif... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, April 04, 2021      9 comments

Mr. Thomas had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He had explained about magnets and showed them how they would pick up nails and other bits of iron. And now it was question time.... "Class," he said, "my name beg... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, April 01, 2021      12 comments

Stop Drinking My doctor has advised me to stop drinking. It's going to be a massive change for me. I've been with that doctor for 15 years.... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, March 31, 2021      11 comments

Revised Salary HR: "This is your revised salary. We recommend you keep it confidential." Employee: "Don't worry, I'm equally ashamed of it."... Read more

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