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  • v SHARON10002
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    I can't fully espresso my excitement because we've come to the bitter end of this week. Happy Friday to one and all!
    Time to rise and grind and get our happy on. How about we share a few giggles over our morning cuppa coffee?

    Why did the kangaroo stop drinking coffee?
    It made her too jumpy.

    How do you make beef jerky?
    You give it a cuppa joe.

    I do some of my best thinking over my morning cuppa coffee. I tend to have a latte on my mind.

    Top 40 Songs About Coffee

    Hit Me With your Best Shot!
    Don’t Worry, Be Frappé.
    Wake Me Up Before You Cocoa!
    Everything I Brew, I Brew For You
    Thank You for Bean a Friend - Golden Girls Theme Song

    What's a baby cow called?
    Decaf

    What do you call two coffee mugs sitting side by side on the counter?
    A happy cup-ple.

    What brand of coffee was served on the Titanic?
    Sanka

    And finally . . .
    Today's Thought: As far as friends go, you're the crema the crop.


    I hope these giggles helped mocha you giggle this morning.

    I hope you have a brewtiful weekend!
    2 days ago
  • v ON_A_DIET
    emoticon for stopping by my blog!

    Feel free to use the college kid's ingredients. I simply do not like Buffalo sauce or blue cheese dressing.

    Thank you again!


    3 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    "Don’t underestimate the power of mindfulness.
    It is through these small moments of mindfulness that we reverse old habits and initiate an inner movement toward health." ~ Jan Chozen

    Thanks for stopping by to visit with your support and encouragement.
    I hope you have a wonderful week.

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    5 days ago
  • v BYWAYOFTHEMUSE
    I'm down to make a Pagan/Wiccan team. :) What ideas do you have for it?
    8 days ago
  • v SHARON10002
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    Happy Friday! Since it’s Mother’s Day weekend, here’s are a few jokes I hope will make you giggle.


    A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord's Prayer.
    For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.
    One night she said she was ready to solo.
    The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end...
    "And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."



    One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.
    She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mommy?"

    Her mother replied, "Well, every time you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."

    The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and said, "Mama, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"



    Q: What did mother broom say to the baby broom?

    A: It's time to go to sweep.


    Even though the toddler was having a furious tantrum, his mom was unfazed. “You may as well give up on the crying,” I heard her say as she led him to the store exit. “You’re stuck with me for 18 years.” —Sheila Custer

    Enjoy your weekend, and Happy Mother's Day if you are a mother.
    9 days ago
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