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When the sun goes down, the stars come out."See this image larger"Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes of the goal." E. Joseph CossmanSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Being strong means rejoicing in who you are, complete with imperfections." Maryanne Williams See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Obstacles can't stop you. Problems can't stop you. Most of all, other people can't stop you. ONLY YOU can stop you." J. Gitomer See this image larger"Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack." See this image larger"You know you are on the road to success, if you would do your job and not be paid for it." Oprah Winfrey See this image larger"Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most." Buddha See this image larger"Make each day count."See this image larger"Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count." Albert Einstein See this image larger"I believe in the person I want to become." (Just as a side note, this is not to say don't believe in who you are now, but to believe you can become the person you want. Both aspects are wonderful.) See this image larger"Stop wishing, start doing." See this image larger"The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have."See this image larger"May the road rise to meet you, May the wind be always at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand." See this image larger"Be your own inspiration."See this image larger"The fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to say 'I'm bored'." See this image larger"Unlimited thoughts become unlimited realities. Keep the way you think, and you keep the same limited reality. Change the way you think, and reality becomes unlimited." Roxana Jones See this image larger"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor." See this image larger"Breathe"See this image larger"Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Albert Einstein See this image larger"Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change." See this image larger “Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about those who don’t. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy, they just promised it would most likely be worth it.” Harvey MacKay See this image larger"Be kind. Work hard. Stay humble. Smile Often. Keep honest. Stay loyal. Travel when possible. Never stop learning. Be thankful always. Love always.See this image larger"Life goes on...Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. Or stay behind, locked in the past, thinking of what could've been." See this image larger"Life is so much brighter when we focus on what truly matters." See this image larger"Every second brings a fresh beginning. Every hour holds a new promise. Every night our dreams can bring hope. Every day is what you choose to make it." See this image larger"Your life is a result of the choices you make. If you don't like your life, it is time to start making better choices." See this image larger"If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's to fight. Fight for what's right. Fight for what you believe in, what's important to you. But most importantly, fight for the ones you love, and never forget to tell anyone how much they mean to you while they're still alive." See this image larger"Celebrate the infinite nature of love. Remember to live the love and to love the life!" See this image larger "Wishing you peace, love and happiness at Easter and always." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Albert Einstein See this image larger"We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives. Some lessons are painful, some are painless, but all are priceless." See this image larger"Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments." Rose KennedySee this image larger"I've seen better days, but I've also seen worse. I don't have everything that I want, but I do have all I need. I woke up with some aches and pains, but I woke up. My life may not be perfect but I am blessed." from 'Lessons Leaned in Life' See this image larger"May your spirit soar throughout the vast cathedral of your being. May your mind whirl joyful cartwheels of creativity. May your heart sing sweet lullabies of timelessness." Jonathan Lockwood Huie See this image larger "If life was easy, where would all the adventures be?" See this image larger"Seven Steps to Happiness: Think less, feel more. Frown less, smile more. Talk less, listen more. Judge less, accept more. Watch less, do more. Complain less, appreciate more. Fear less, love more." See this image larger"Cherish yesterday. Dream tomorrow. Live today." Richard Bach See this image larger"When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen. See this image larger"Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect." See this image larger"Read this slowly: LIFEISNOWHERE What did you read? 'life is no where' or 'life is now here' My friends, life is all about how we look at it!" See this image larger"Find your joy and share it with others." See this image larger"Do not give up. The beginning is always the hardest." See this image larger"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." Lord Bryon See this image larger"Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own unguarded thoughts." (1 comments)See this image larger"Success equals doing the best that you can with what you have! Every single day!" See this image larger"The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense." (1 comments)See this image larger"Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, 'Couldn't! Wouldn't! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't!'? She was having contractions." (1 comments)See this image larger "Q: How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end." See this image larger"When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said 'Name two pronouns.' I said, 'Who, me?'" See this image larger"Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking." Marcus Aurelius See this image larger"Never give up. There is no such thing as an ending. Just a new beginning." See this image larger"Stay positive, work hard, and make it happen." See this image larger"Don't make 'hope' your business plan. It's not enough to want it. You have to work it.!" Mary Christensen See this image largerIn honor of Earth Day!(1 comments)See this image larger"If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything." See this image larger"Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing." Harry Finlay See this image larger"Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. So thank the past for a better future." (1 comments)See this image larger"Dream big and dare to fail." Norman Vaughan See this image larger"Find beauty in the small things." See this image larger"Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished." Confucius See this image larger"Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." Winston Churchill See this image larger"If you believe it will work out, you'll see opportunities. If you believe it won't, you will see obstacles." Wayne Dyer See this image larger"The one who falls and gets up is so much stronger than the one who never fell." See this image larger"Let your faith be bigger than your fear." See this image larger"If you learn to work with all the negatives in life, you will definitely make better pictures out of it." See this image larger "Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change." See this image larger"Push harder than yesterday if you want a different tomorrow." See this image larger"Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value." Albert Einstein See this image larger"Don't waste time waiting for inspiration. Begin, and inspiration will find you." H. Jackson Brown Jr. See this image larger"There will be haters. There will be doubters. There will be non-believers, and then there will be you, proving them wrong." See this image larger"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up." Thomas A. Edison See this image larger"They can because they think they can." See this image larger"The longer you wait for the future, the shorter it will be." Loesje See this image larger"Regret is not when you could not finish what you started but regret is when you do not start what you could have finished." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger"My mom is a never ending song in my heart of comfort, happiness and being. I may sometimes forget the words but I always remember the tune." See this image larger"Nothing is really lost till Mom can't find it." See this image larger "Mamas, you may not be perfect, but you ARE enough...for your kids, for your husband, for your family." See this image larger"5 Lessons in Life from Dr. Seuss 1. Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is Youer than You. 2. Why fit in when you were born to stand out? 3. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. 4. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. 5. Today I shall behave, as if this is the day I will be remembered." See this image larger"What lies behind you and what lies in front of you pales in comparison to what lies inside of you." Ralph Waldo Emerson See this image larger"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant." Robert Louis Stevenson See this image larger"Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder." Rumi (1 comments)See this image larger"Success equals doing the best you can with what you have. Every single day." See this image larger"Never neglect the little things. Never skimp on that extra effort, that additional few minutes, that soft word of praise or thanks, that delivery of the very best that you can do. It does not matter what others think; it is of prime importance, however, what you think about you. You can never do your best, which should always be your trademark, if you are cutting corners and shirking responsibilities. You are special. Act it. Never neglect the little things." Og Mandino See this image larger"Someone once told me not to bite off more than I could chew. I said I'd rather choke on greatness than nibble on mediocrity." See this image larger"Every day is a new opportunity. You can build on yesterday's success or put its failures behind and start over again. That's the way life is, with a new game every day, and that's the way baseball is." Bob Feller See this image larger"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing." Hunter S. Thompson See this image larger"Attitude is far more important than what happened to your past or what will be your future. Being who you are is what matters, not what you've done or will do." See this image larger"The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible." Arthur C. Clarke See this image larger"Blame is a condition of the mind where love is a condition of the heart. Choose to live your life from the heart." Dianne Adams See this image larger"In the depth of winter, I found that within me lies an invincible summer." Albert Camus See this image largerSee this image larger"Dream big and dare to fail." Norman Vaughan See this image largerSee this image larger"Every day may not be good, but there is good in every day." See this image largerSee this image larger"Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can." Arthur Ashe See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"Know in your heart that all things are possible. We couldn't conceive of a miracle if none had ever happened." Libbie Fudim See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"The earth has music for those who listen." Shakespeare See this image largerSee this image larger"Don't worry about failures. Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try." Jack Canfield See this image largerSee this image larger"Let us make our future now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow's reality." Malala Yousafzai See this image largerSee this image larger"Change your thoughts and you change your world." Norman Vincent Peale See this image largerSee this image larger"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. The first to forget is the happiest." See this image largerSee this image larger"The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long." See this image largerSee this image larger"Know yourself, you are unique, priceless and a gift to this world." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"We are not a team because we work together. We are a team because we respect, trust, and care for each other." See this image largerSee this image larger "Go the extra mile. It's never crowded." See this image largerSee this image larger"Fall seven times, stand up eight." Stephen Bush See this image largerSee this image larger"Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever." Walt Disney See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"Believe that you will succeed and you will." Dale Carnegie See this image largerSee this image larger"Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ends with 'me' and 'ugly' starts with 'u'." See this image largerSee this image larger"Don't think about what can happen in a month. Don't think about what can happen in a year. Focus on the 24 hours in front of you & do what you can to get closer to where you want to be." See this image largerSee this image larger"Opportunity follows struggle. It follows effort. It follows hard work. It doesn't come before." Shelby Steele See this image largerSee this image larger"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." Winston Churchill See this image largerSee this image larger"Learn to let things go you cannot control." See this image largerSee this image larger"It always seems impossible until it's done." See this image largerNew meaning to cat burglar.See this image larger"Don't complain about things you're not willing to change." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard for it." See this image largerSee this image larger"Ditch those "I can't's". Dump those "Why me's". Drop those "If only's". Then listen. Hear that? It's the sound of I can! I will! Watch me!" Karen Salmansohn See this image largerSee this image larger"Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be, have or do." Brian Tracy See this image largerSee this image larger"Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice." Shawn Johnson See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Devote yourself to the idea. Go make it happen. Struggle on it. Overcome your fears, smile. Don't forget: This is your dream." See this image largerSee this image larger"Attitude is far more important than what happened to your past or what will be your future. Being who you are is what matters, not what you've done or will do." See this image largerSee this image larger"When you start helping yourself, you start the process of becoming your own inspiration. How inspiring are you with yourself? If you're not, why?" Ron W. Rathbun See this image largerSee this image larger"Don't lose hope. When the sun goes down, the starts come out." See this image largerSee this image larger"Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. Swami Sivananda See this image largerSee this image larger"The quieter you become, the more you can hear." Ram Dass See this image largerSee this image larger"If you are always trying to be normal, you will never know how amazing you can be." Maya Angelou See this image largerSee this image larger"I dare you, while there is still time, to have a magnificent obsession." William Danforth See this image largerSee this image larger "You don't always need a plan. Sometimes you just need to breathe, trust, let go and see what happens." Mandy Hale See this image largerSee this image larger"Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine." Mario Fernadez See this image largerSee this image larger"Change your thoughts and you change your world." Norman Vincent Peale See this image largerSee this image larger"The only thing that hurts harder than a failure is not trying." Apoorve Dubey See this image largerSee this image larger"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall." Confucius See this image largerSee this image larger"The road to success is not a path you find but a trail you blaze." Robert Brault See this image largerSee this image larger"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." James Neil Hollingworth See this image largerSee this image larger"While one person hesitates because he feels inferior, the other is busy making mistakes and becoming superior." Henry C. Link See this image largerSee this image larger"A year from now you may wish you had started today." Karen Lamb See this image largerSee this image larger"To get up when you are down; to fight more intensely when you are struggling; to put in the extra effort when you in sheer pain; to comeback when nobody expects you to; and to stand tall when everyone is pulling you down are what make a champion." Appoorve Dubey See this image largerSee this image larger"Do not wait for your ship to come in. Swim out to it." See this image largerSee this image larger"Life goes on...Whether you choose to move on and take a chance in the unknown. Or stay behind, locked in the past, thinking of what could've been." See this image largerSee this image larger"We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us." Joseph Campbell "Your big opportunity may be right where you are now." Napoleon Hill "Someone is sitting in the shade today because someone planted a tree a long time ago." Warren Buffett "The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible." Joel Brown See this image largerSee this image larger"I've learned a lot this year...I learned that things don't always turn out the way you planned, or the way you think they should. And I've learned that there are things that go wrong that don't always get fixed or get put back together the way they were before. I've learned that some broken things stay broken, and I've learned that you can get through bad times and keep looking for better ones, as long as you have people who love you." See this image largerSee this image larger"Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it." Lou Holtz See this image largerSee this image larger"The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it but that it is too low and we reach it." Michelangelo See this image largerSee this image larger"You are capable of amazing things."See this image largerSee this image larger"Man cannot discover new oceans unless he has the courage to lose sight of the shore." Andre GideSee this image largerSee this image larger"When you learn your worth, you will stop giving people discounts."See this image largerSee this image larger"We're not getting old. We're getting awesome!"See this image largerSee this image larger"Don't be afraid of change, because it is leading you to a new beginning." Joyce MeyerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." James Neil HollingworthSee this image largerSee this image larger"Go on. Do it now!"See this image largerSee this image larger"You must do the things you think you cannot do." Eleanor Roosevelt(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"One of the greatest mental freedoms is truly not caring what anyone else thinks of you."See this image largerSee this image larger"The best thing about the future is that it come one day at a time." Abraham LincolnSee this image largerSee this image larger"This is my wish for you: Comfort on difficult days. Smiles when sadness intrudes. Rainbows to follow the clouds. Laughter to kiss your lips. Sunsets to warm your hearts. Hugs when spirits sag. Beauty for the eyes to see. Friendships to brighten your being. Faith so that you can believe. Confidence for when you doubt. Courage to know yourself. Patience to accept the truth. Love to complete your life."See this image largerSee this image larger"We see things not as they are, but as we are." H.M. TomlinsonSee this image largerSee this image larger"Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people."See this image larger"They'll never stop trying to find us, you know."See this image larger"Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you turn your attention to other things, it comes and sits softly on your shoulder." Henry David Thoreau See this image larger"I keep a nude painting of myself in my living room. Laugh if you want, but it sure keeps company from dropping by." See this image larger"Happiness is like jam. You can't spread even a little without getting some on yourself." (1 comments)See this image larger"I don't come with voice-activation, do you?" See this image larger"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched--they must be felt with the heart." Helen Keller See this image larger"Yeah, I hate it when I can't get a song out of my head." See this image larger"I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination." Jimmy Dean See this image larger"I never camp out overnight. I figure snakes don't sleep in my room, I won't sleep in theirs." See this image larger"Aren't you glad that we don't look like what we've been through?" See this image larger"Based on all the head tilts, maybe I'd better explain this again…) (1 comments)See this image larger"Love yourself. Accept yourself. Forgive yourself. And be good to yourself….because without you the rest of us are without a source of many wonderful things." Leo F. Buscaglia See this image larger"Your husband is lucky, ma'am. I've never heard of a snail who survived drinking a margarita." See this image larger"Love yourself first and everything else falls into line. You really have to love yourself to get anything done in this world." Lucille Ball See this image larger"I don't know for sure but I suspect the new neighbor…" See this image larger"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." Les Brown See this image larger"The leaves have started changing colors. Which reminds me, I need to clean out the refrigerator." See this image larger"You don't have to stop having fun when you old. You get old when you stop having fun." See this image larger"Eastern philosophy is two summits over. This here's cowboy philosophy." See this image larger"If ever there was a time to follow your passion and do something that matters to you, now is certainly that time." See this image largerSee this image larger"What we are today is result of our own past actions; Whatever we wish to be in future depends on our present actions; Decide how you have to act now. We are responsible for what we are, whatever we wish ourselves to be. We have the power to make ourselves." See this image largerSee this image larger"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'" Mary Anne Radmacher See this image largerSee this image larger"If you focus on results, you will never change. If you focus on change, you will get results." Jack Dixon See this image larger"pre-rinse cycle" See this image larger"Rise up. Start fresh. See the bright opportunity in each new day." See this image larger"Of course I have junk in my trunk…I haven't cleaned my car out in years!" See this image larger"Ships in harbour are safe, but that's not what ships are built for." John Shedd See this image larger"Um…Let's say the kidney fell on the floor. Does the five second rule apply?" See this image larger"No matter how you feel, get up, dress up, show up and never give up." See this image larger"Yup, that's my job…I can't think of anything more humiliating….I'm so ashamed. By the way, what do you do?" (box of kleenex talking to a roll of toilet paper) See this image larger"Anyone can give up, it's the easiest thing in the world to do. But to hold it together when everyone else would understand if you fell apart, that's true strength." See this image larger"I could start my Christmas shopping now, but then what would I do on Christmas Eve?" See this image larger"Being strong means rejoicing in who you are, complete with imperfections." Margaret Woodhouse See this image larger"Would you like to keep it as a souvenir?" Instead of a brain, the scarecrow opts for liposuction. See this image larger"Today you are you, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than you!" Dr Seuss See this image larger"Here's the awkward part of the date….Do I shake her paw or sniff her goodnight?" See this image larger"Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success." Swami Sivananda See this image larger"Vampires sleep all day, fly wherever they want for free, and can't see themselves in a mirror. Where do I sign?" See this image larger"Sometimes I forget to thank the people who make my life happy in so many ways. Sometimes I forget to tell them how much I really do appreciate them for being an important part of my life. So thank you, all of you, just for being here for me." See this image larger"How long did you say it's been since your last checkup?" See this image larger"Do something today that your future self will thank you for." See this image larger"Whoops, sorry Earl." See this image larger"Let your smile change the world. Not the world change your smile." See this image larger"Marshmallow chicks….sounds like a club I could qualify to join." See this image larger"Your work is to discover your world and then with all your heart give yourself to it." Buddha See this image larger"I got tired of the glare…" See this image larger"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." Nora Roberts See this image larger"OK, it works. Now we wait for dinner." See this image larger"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." Milton Berle See this image larger"I've got the paramedics on speed dial, and the defibrillator is all charged up…Let's rock baby!" See this image larger"A river cuts through rock, not because of it power, but because of its persistence." Jim Watkins See this image larger"Bought a new refrigerator with a water dispenser in the door. Now I just need to hook it up to my box of wine." See this image larger"Appreciate those who love you. Help those who need you. Forgive those who hurt you. Forget those who leave you." See this image larger"Don't try to convince me you're ending up with all the caramels by accident…" See this image largerYou have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose." Dr. Seuss (1 comments)See this image larger"oh, these two? I don't know. Looks like a couple of my kid's legos." See this image larger"Happiness often sneaks in a door you did not think was open." See this image larger"The chicken was promoted to the cashier position because he had the entire price list memorized." See this image larger"A smooth sea never made a skilled sailor." See this image larger"I finally found a diet plan that really works. It's called 'The Price of Food'." (1 comments)See this image larger"Believing in yourself is the first secret to success." See this image larger"Yes, of course…but what have you built lately?" See this image larger"I will not say I failed 1000 times. I will say that I discovered there are 1000 ways that can cause failure…" Thomas Edison See this image larger"This new book of spells made the best cellars list!" See this image larger"It's not about being the best. It's about being better than you were yesterday." See this image larger"I put my right foot in….I put my right foot out…I did the Hokey Pokey and my hip popped right on out." (1 comments)See this image larger"No matter how many times I break down, there is always a little piece of me that says…No, you're not done yet. Get Back UP!!" (1 comments)See this image larger"I think I must be wearing a 'wonder where they went' bra." (2 comments)See this image larger"If you cannot do great things, do small things in a great way." Napoleon Hill See this image larger"He wants our relationship to be free range…" See this image larger"Nothing is IMPOSSIBLE. The word itself say, I'M POSSIBLE!" Audrey Hepburn See this image larger"Human Obedience School Graduation" See this image larger"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass but learning to dance in the rain." See this image larger"You know you're old when you show up at the doctor's office at 5am for your 10am appointment." (1 comments)See this image larger"Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending." Maria Robinson See this image larger"Sometimes work can seem thankless, hectic, and pointless. But then other times, it's the weekend." See this image larger"Success is not final. Failure is not fatal. It is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill See this image larger"Watching ghost hunters again?" See this image larger"We grow when we look fear in the face and do it ANYWAY!!!" (1 comments)See this image larger"The food is great, but the ambience has something to be desired…" (2 comments)See this image larger"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up." Thomas A. Edison See this image larger"I'm pretty sure you're looking for the wolfman, three doors down. I'm the man wolf. No worries. Common mistake." (1 comments)See this image larger"You are stronger than you seem, braver than you believe, and smarter than you think." See this image larger"How many times must I tell you not to wear shorts to work? Do you want the customers to see your leg restraints?" (1 comments)See this image larger"If you lose yourself in quest of something, you invariably get it." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger"We're either at the wrong presentation, or the post-Steve Jobs era is looking grim, now." See this image larger"Don't stop believing!" See this image larger"Employee Contest: Wear your scariest Halloween costume!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Obstacles can't stop you. Problems can't stop you. Most of all, other people can't stop you. ONLY YOU can stop you." J. Gitomer (1 comments)See this image larger"You know, we've been secretly visiting them for years at Star Trek conventions, and nobody's caught onto us yet." (1 comments)See this image larger"Throw me to the wolves and I will return leading the pack." See this image larger"This one comes with a reinforced steel heel…Perfect for killing spiders and bonking husbands." See this image larger"You know you are on the road to success if you would do your job and not be paid for it." Oprah Winfrey See this image larger"With all the pushing and shoving to grab this year's doorbusters, they ought to call it Black and Blue Friday." See this image larger"Each morning we are born again. What we do today is what matters most." See this image larger"Grumpy Cat's horrible nightmare" See this image larger"Make each day count." See this image larger"There! You're ready to launch your political campaign!" See this image larger"Many of the things you can count, don't count. Many of the things you can't count, really count." Albert Einstein See this image larger"If you're going to skip rope with your grandchildren you should wear a bra." See this image larger"I believe in the person I want to become." See this image larger"I won't get up to change the channel, but I'll turn an entire room upside down looking for the remote." See this image larger"Breathe" (1 comments)See this image larger"I love it!" See this image larger"Stop wishing. Start doing." See this image larger"I'm off of carbs." See this image larger"The measure of who we are is what we do with what we have." See this image larger"Life was boring around the old folks home until Gert and Tillie started spiking the water supply with Viagra." See this image larger"Be your own Inspiration" See this image larger"If you're not supposed to stick Q-tips in your ears, what the hell are they for?" (1 comments)See this image larger"The fact that you're alive is amazing, so you don't get to say 'I'm bored.'" See this image larger"Easter was last week? No, of course I didn't forget. I just hid the eggs so well no one could find them." See this image larger"Unlimited thoughts become unlimited realities. Keep the way you think, and you keep the same limited reality. Change the way you think, and reality becomes unlimited." Roxana Jones See this image larger"I give the kid a couple of bucks to stop by once a week to delete my messages." (1 comments)See this image larger"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Albert Einstein See this image larger"How about a couple of sliders for lunch?" See this image larger"Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change." See this image larger"A lot of my co-workers have already retired….they just haven't told their boss yet." See this image larger"Life is too short to wake up with regrets. So love the people who treat you right. Forget about those who don't. Believe everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, let it. Nobody said life would be easy. They just said it would be worth it." (1 comments)See this image larger"Don't make me exercise; I'm in the fitness protection programme!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Be kind. Work hard. Stay humble. Smile often. Keep honest. Stay loyal. Travel when possible. Never stop learning. Be thankful always and love." See this image larger"I'll take constipation for 100, Alex!" (2 comments)See this image larger"Happiness is something that we decide ourselves. There are a lot of reasons to be unhappy but we choose to be happy because it makes us feel alive!" See this image larger"I'll be live-tweeting all night from my 'Addicted to Twitter' support group. #TWIT" (1 comments)See this image larger"Be kind. Work hard. Stay humble. Smile often. Stay loyal. Be honest. Travel when possible. Never stop learning. Love always." See this image larger"Dude! I said a little to the left!" (Another reason Pinocchio wished to be a real boy.) See this image larger"You have to fight through some bad days to earn the best days of your life." See this image largerSee this image larger"The guy in the yellow shirt should check his triglycerides…" See this image larger"Life is so much brighter when we focus on what truly matters…" See this image larger"We gotta figure out how to shut this thing off!" See this image larger"Every second brings a fresh beginning. Every hour holds a new promise. Every night our dreams can bring hope and every day is what you choose to make it." See this image larger"If I could put last year into perspective..I'd put that perspective into a truck and drive it over a cliff." See this image larger"Your life is a result of the choices you make. If you don't like your life, it is time to start making better choices." (1 comments)See this image larger"I used to think fresh air was free until I bought a bag of potato chips." See this image larger"If there's one thing I've learned in life, it's to fight. Fight for what's right. Fight for what you believe in, what's important to you. But most importantly, fight for the ones you love and never forget to tell anyone how much they mean to you while they're still alive." See this image larger"Bill appreciated the Marilyn Monroe themed birthday surprise….just not from his Nana." See this image larger"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." Albert Einstein See this image larger"Can I have your address, phone number, email, your mother's maiden name, a sample of your dna, your date of birth and…" "Uh..but I'm just trying to buy a pack of gum!" See this image larger"We learn something from everyone who passes through our lives. Some lessons are painful, some are painless, but all are priceless." See this image larger"Sign on table: We serve only the freshest wild caught salmon" See this image larger"Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments." Rose Kennedy See this image larger"He's a lot calmer when I leave the house now that he can follow me." (1 comments)See this image larger"I've seen better day, but I've also seen worse. I don't have everything that I want, but I do have all I need. I woke up with some aches and pains, but I woke up. My life may not be perfect but I am blessed." See this image larger"Well, this is awkward." See this image larger"May your spirit soar throughout the vast cathedral of your being. May your mind whirl joyful cartwheels of creativity. May your heart sing sweet lullabies of timelessness." Jonathan Lockwood Hule See this image larger"My status update? Is 'alive' good enough for ya?" See this image larger"If life was easy where would all the adventures be?" See this image larger"I'm on a light diet. I eat by daylight, I eat by moonlight, and I sometimes eat by refrigerator light." See this image larger"7 Steps to Happiness: Think less, feel more. Frown less, smile more. Talk less, listen more. Judge less, accept more. Watch less, do more. Complain less, appreciate more. Fear less, love more." See this image larger"Uh oh, lawyers and beneficiaries are gathering overhead. Looks like someone's fixin' to die." See this image larger"Never blame anyone in your life. Good people give you happiness. Bad people give you experience. Worst people give you lessons and best people give you memories." (1 comments)See this image larger"Performance review: Okay, you brought the plague to Europe, then nothing for a while. Then you introduced kale to the world. I'll admit, that was a pretty good one, but what evil have you done lately?" See this image larger"Cherish yesterday. Dream tomorrow. Live today." Richard Bach See this image largerInsert: "Used widely by professional meteorologists, this amazing, technologically advanced device is able to forecast the weather with an astonishing accuracy rate of fifty percent!" See this image larger"When writing the story of your life, don't let anyone else hold the pen." See this image larger"Don't worry. I almost caught the fly." See this image larger"Remind yourself that it's okay not to be perfect." See this image larger"Now, Bingo, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way." See this image larger"Read this slowly. LIFEISNOWHERE What did you read? 'life is no where' or 'life is now here' My friends, life is all about how we look at it!!!" See this image larger"The squirrels must be gathering nuts. Three of my neighbors have disappeared." (2 comments)See this image larger"Find your joy, and share it with others!" See this image larger"I've just burned 3000 calories. I forgot to take the pizza out of the oven." See this image larger"Do not give up, the beginning is always the hardest." See this image larger"Having survived the shipwreck, Pinocchio finds himself alone in beaver-infested waters." See this image larger"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine." Lord Byron See this image larger"Yes, I'd like to report some suspicious activity. There's a dude not talking on his phone and not looking at his iPad. He's just walking down the street--and smiling!" See this image larger"Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own unguarded thoughts." See this image larger"Distinct advantages of being the Scarecrow: No brain freeze" See this image larger"8 Things to give up: Doubting yourself. Negative thinking. Fear of failure. Criticising yourself and others. Negative self talk. Procrastination. Fear of success. People pleasing." See this image larger"God makes Bart Simson." "And you thought it was Matt Groening." See this image larger"Happy Thanksgiving. A recipe for a thankful heart: one cup of true love, two cups of kindness, three cups of grace, a teaspoon of patience and forgiveness, and just a pinch of zest for living. That's the kind of thanksgiving meal we're cooking in our lives together!" See this image larger"May your stuffing be tasty, May your turkey plump, May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize, and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs!" See this image larger"When making Thanksgiving dinner, do your giblets end up in the gravy? Or do you wear a bra when you cook?" (1 comments)See this image larger"I meant pass me the stuffing from the turkey!" See this image larger"Don't forget to set your scales back ten pounds this week." See this image larger"Success=Doing the best that you can with what you have! Every single day!" See this image larger"The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense." See this image larger"Very little is needed to make a happy life; it is all within yourself, in your way of thinking." Marcus Aurelius (1 comments)See this image larger"Not only did I fall off the diet wagon, I dragged it into the woods, set it on fire, and used the insurance money to buy twinkies." (2 comments)See this image larger"Never give up. There is no such thing as an ending. Just a new beginning." (1 comments)See this image larger"To the mall!" "On a windy day Gert and Tilley were able to beat the home's shuttle bus by a half hour." (1 comments)See this image larger"Stay positive, work hard, and make it happen." See this image larger"At over two dollars, a cup of Joe should at least go by 'Joseph'." See this image larger"Don't make 'hope' your business plan. It's not enough to want. You have to work it!" Mary Christensen See this image larger"I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put cupcakes on the floor." See this image larger"If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything." See this image larger"Where'd you end up?" See this image larger"Every mountain top is within reach if you just keep climbing." Harry Finlay See this image larger"Tell me when it's over, Doc.." (2 comments)See this image larger"Pain makes you stronger. Tears make you braver. Heartbreak makes you wiser. So thank the past for a better future." See this image larger"Did you hear the one about the pregnant woman who went into labor and started shouting, 'Couldn't! Wouldn't! Shouldn't! Didn't! Can't!'? She was having contractions." See this image larger"Dream big and dare to fail." Norman Vaughan See this image largerStudent: "Mrs. Offlegams, I don't get this one..'I'm pushing 40 with no prospects of marriage. I can't find a guy who meets my standards. Why am I so picky?" Teacher: "Oops..How did that get in there? I accidentally included one of my personal problems." See this image larger"Find beauty in the small things." See this image largerSheep anesthesiologists: "I'm going to start the drip, Mr. Jensen, and when I do, I'd like you to start counting us backwards.." See this image larger"Looking at small advantages prevents great affairs from being accomplished." Confucius See this image larger"Someone stole my tweet!" See this image larger"Success is going from failure to failure without losing your enthusiasm." Winston Churchill See this image larger"I say this'll blow over. Let's scalp our tickets." See this image larger"If you believe it will work out, you'll see opportunities. If you believe it won't, you will see obstacles." See this image larger"Harold, you left the toilet seat up again…" ME: Poor Harold. Not really fair. See this image larger"The one who falls and gets up is so much stronger than the one who never fell." See this image larger"Now I know why they call it cable news. I want to choke them all with a cable." See this image larger"Let your faith be bigger than your fear." See this image larger"How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two. One to screw the bulb almost all the way in, and one to give a surprising twist at the end." See this image larger"If you learn to work with all the negatives in life, you will definitely make better pictures out of it." See this image larger"I asked Walt to get the newspaper. He said, 'Don't be silly, use my iPad.' That spider never knew what freakin' hit him." See this image larger"Your life does not get better by chance. It gets better by change." See this image largerSee this image larger"Push harder than yesterday if you want a different tomorrow." See this image largerWhen hipsters end up in refugee camps for future civil wars: "Is it paleo?" "I'm vegan!" "I have gluten allergy." See this image larger"Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value." Albert Einstein ME: Consider the era this was said and replace "man" with "person". The message still speaks. See this image largerComputer Memory: "Remember when we made that loud, super annoying squeaking sound whenever we logged on to the internet?" "Remember when we called it the information superhighway? Were we ever that young?!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Don't waste time waiting for inspiration. Begin, and inspiration will find you." H. Jackson Brown, Jr. See this image larger"This report is a mess. Sloppy facts. Sloppy figures. Sloppy organization. Sloppy, sloppy, sloppy. Well done." See this image larger"There will be haters; there will be doubters; there will be non-believers; and then, there will be you, proving them wrong." See this image larger"I'll have four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle doves, and a partridge…Hold the pear tree." See this image larger"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up." Thomas A. Edison See this image larger"When I was a kid, my teacher looked my way and said 'Name two pronouns.' I said, 'Who, me?'" See this image larger"They can because they think they can." Virgil See this image larger"Thanks for joining us. This week, our distinguished panel will be discussing the dangers of using solar energy." See this image larger"The longer you wait for the future, the shorter it will be." Loesje See this image larger"Even if I had hands, this would still be the stupidest anniversary present you've ever given me!" ME: I have a feeling he's done this before. (1 comments)See this image larger"Regret is not when you could not finish what you started but regret is when you do not start what you could have finished." Apoorve Dubey (1 comments)See this image larger"Age has its advantages. Too bad I don't remember what they are." See this image larger5 Lessons in Life from Dr. Seuss 1. Today you are You, that is truer than true. There is no one alive who is youer than You. 2. Why fit in when you were born to stand out? 3. You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. 4. Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. 5. Today I shall behave as if this is the day I will be remembered. (1 comments)See this image larger"Wouldn't it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free?" (1 comments)See this image larger"What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you." Ralph Waldo Emerson See this image larger"Oh no, I underslept! Now I have to get ready for work really slowly." See this image larger"Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds you plant." Robert Louis Stevenson See this image larger"The reason to avoid pie charts" See this image larger"Raise your words, not your voice. It is rain that grows flowers, not thunder." See this image larger"Is the dishwasher loaded yet?" "Yesh…" See this image larger"Stay Positive. Work hard and make it happen." See this image larger"It just occurred to me…You know what we really need to invent?" "Underwear?" "Great minds." See this image largerSee this image larger"My school holiday concert has been cancelled. Frosty the Snowman has the same name as a drug dealer, Rudolph is a victim of bullying, Jingle Bells denies global warming and White Christmas is racist." See this image larger"Someone once told me not to bite off more than I could chew. I said I'd rather choke on greatness than nibble on mediocrity." See this image larger"Hello, employment agency? There's been a mistake….I asked for 100 elves!" See this image largerMerry Christmas!See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Anything that gets your blood racing is probably worth doing." Hunter S. Thompson (1 comments)See this image larger"I wish airport security could send these scans to my doctor. It'd save me some big money on my next office visit." (1 comments)See this image larger"Attitude is far more important than what happened to your past or what will be your future. Being who you are is what matters. Not what you've done or will do." See this image larger"Sometimes life just sucks the jelly right out of your doughnut." (1 comments)See this image larger"The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible." Arthur C. Clarke See this image larger"Then I set it on hover, and get a little work done around here." See this image larger"Anyone who has ever made anything of importance was disciplined." See this image larger"Are you Madame Kaminski, the fortune teller? We've received complaints from people in the future. They'd like you to stop stalking them and peering into their lives. It's an invasion of privacy!" See this image larger"When you start seeing your worth, you'll find it harder to stay around people who don't." See this image larger"New Year's Resolutions 2009..2010..2011..2012..2013 Lose weight. Start Dating. Quit Smoking. Go to Gym. Getter Job." See this image larger"Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and think of what could go right." See this image larger"An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves." Vaughn See this image larger"I've decided that instead of becoming a new me this year, I'll just get a new you!" See this image larger"May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope you read some fine books and kiss someone who thinks you're wonderful, and don't forget to make some art (write or draw or build or sing or live as only you can) and somewhere in the next year, I hope you surprise yourself." Neil Gaiman See this image larger"Whether we want them or not, the New Year will bring new challenges; whether we seize them or not, the New Year will bring new opportunities." Michael Josephson See this image larger"Honey, our lawyer wishes us, but in no way guarantees, a Happy New Year." See this image larger"If 'Plan A' didn't work, the alphabet has 25 more letters! Stay cool." See this image largerDoctor: "Don't eat that." Husband: "How far are you planning to go with this preventive medicine thing?" See this image larger"For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness." See this image larger"Uh, Dude…I think you might have my head there.." (1 comments)See this image larger"Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others." Jonathan Swift See this image larger"How do I always seem to find the plants without the will to live?" (1 comments)See this image larger"If kids come to us from strong, healthy functioning families, it makes our job easier. If they do not come to us from strong healthy functioning families, it makes our job more important." Barbara Colorose ME: Thank you to all of the teachers who make a difference in a child's life. I know it's not easy.See this image larger"Fact: No one has ever 'jumped in the shower'." See this image larger"Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again." Nelson Mandela See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"The greater your storm, the brighter your rainbow." (1 comments)See this image largerBOY: "Now I been sitting here for 20 minutes…When does the book start?" DAD: "Son, you need to turn the pages yourself." (1 comments)See this image larger"Everyone fits in somewhere." See this image larger"Look at you! You lost a lot of weight! Hold on a sec….." See this image larger"Let us lay in the sun and count every beautiful thing we can see." See this image larger"No, thank you. I order all my brick and mortar online." (1 comments)See this image larger"Mistakes are proof that you're trying." See this image larger"Groundskeeper Willie soon has mixed feelings about tracking down his ancestry." See this image larger"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is a courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill See this image larger"Quick, we've got to change our internet password." See this image larger"Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect." Zoey Sayward See this image larger"I'll replace your order this time, sir, but in the future, I suggest you not ask for the chicken strips special if you're not sure it's what you want." (1 comments)See this image larger"Pretty words are not always true, and true words are not always pretty." (1 comments)See this image larger"I need to shut this down and go to bed!" Translated into NETFLIX: "Okay, just one more episode!" (2 comments)See this image larger"You can do anything but not everything." See this image largerSee this image larger"You were born with the ability to change someone's life, don't ever waste it." See this image larger"At my age, 'strappy shoes' means sandals with Velcro fasteners." (1 comments)See this image larger"Whether you think you can or think you can't you're right." Henry Ford See this image larger"No matter how hard I try, I can never capture the laser dot." See this image larger"It's your road, and yours alone. Others may walk it with you, but no one can walk it for you." See this image larger"After 54 years of marital bliss they opened a discussion leading straight to divorce." Eugene: No, Pepsi isn't real cola! Wife: I like it, Eugene! I think it tastes better! See this image larger"Go as long as you can, and then take another step." See this image larger"The final entry in the candlestick maker's journal: Day Eleven: I am quite concerned. There is no food anywhere and I'm trapped with, of all people, a butcher and a baker." See this image larger"Strive for progress, not perfection." (1 comments)See this image larger"Hunger Games? I play those every night around 2 A.M. in front of the fridge!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Knowing a person is like music. What attracts us to them is their melody, and as we get to know who they are, we learn their lyrics." See this image larger"Dwayne just wanted to thank the chef for the first ever meal that truly satisfied all his needs." See this image larger"Just because the past didn't turnout like you wanted it to, doesn't mean your future can't be better than you imagined." See this image larger"You've already interrupted my magazine article, at least let me finish my show." ME: It was bound to happen, sooner or later, when they try to help us relax. See this image larger"Every pro was once an amateur. Every expert was once a beginner. So dream big. And start now." See this image larger"I saw a six-foot bunny at the mall yesterday. Either it's almost Easter, or my doc screwed up my meds again." See this image larger"It is always the simple that produces the marvelous." Amelia Barr See this image larger"I wouldn't stand there if I were you.. I'm about to use the can opener." See this image larger"Blame is a condition of the mind where love is a condition of the heart. Choose to live your life from the heart." Dianne Adams See this image larger"Well, that would certainly explain why he let three of us on board." See this image larger"In the depth of winter, I found that within me lies an invincible summer." Albert Camus See this image larger"Well, that was a waste of money…" See this image larger"Dream big and dare to fail." Norman Vaughan See this image larger"Getting over body issues is like getting over a fear of heights….the trick is not to look down." See this image larger"Every day may not be good…but there is something good in every day." See this image larger"Hold that pose, Mom! I want to post a picture of my food." See this image larger"Start where you are. Use what you have. Do what you can." Arthur Ashe See this image largerCharging a phone: "You have the right to remain in silent mode.." See this image larger"Know in your heart that all things are possible. We couldn't conceive of a miracle if none had ever happened." Libbie Fudim See this image largerSee this image larger"The earth has music for those who listen." Shakespeare See this image larger"I always start my diet on the same day…tomorrow!" See this image larger"Don't worry about failures. Worry about the chances you miss when you don't even try." Jack Canfield See this image larger"If the cup is only half full, I suggest you buy a smaller bra." See this image larger"Let us make our future now, and let us make our dreams tomorrow's reality." Malala Yousafzai See this image larger"I used to like those guys but I've discovered a new sound." (The Can Openers vs The Pull Tops) See this image larger"Change your thoughts and you change your world." Norman Vincent Peale See this image larger"Island of (Mis)Fit Toys" See this image larger"The first to apologize is the bravest. The first to forgive is the strongest. And the first to forget is the happiest…. True story" See this image larger"You ruined your bangs!" See this image larger"The minute you think of giving up, think of the reason why you held on so long." See this image larger"Remember: A glass of wine counts as a serving of fruit." See this image larger"Know yourself, you are unique, priceless and a gift to this world." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger"Honest mistake!" See this image larger"We are not a team because we work together. We are a team because we respect, trust, and care for each other." See this image largerSee this image larger"Go the extra mile. It's never crowded." See this image larger"Working from home is tough. I have to coordinate a desktop, a laptop and a handheld….." (1 comments)See this image larger"Fall seven times, stand up eight." Stephen Bush See this image larger"Sometimes I panic and think there's a crazy person in my house. Then I realize it's just me." See this image larger"Laughter is timeless. Imagination has no age. And dreams are forever." Walk Disney See this image larger"We all pitched in and were hoping you could keep your voice down and wear this instead." See this image larger"Believe that you will succeed, and you will." Dale Carnegie See this image larger"Arguing with the barista about whether I did or did not ask for extra caramel is the closest thing to a relationship I've had in years." See this image larger"Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'awesome' ends with 'me' and 'ugly' starts with 'u'." (1 comments)See this image larger"You knew he'd leave. He's a travel mug." See this image larger"Don't think about what can happen in a month. Don't think about what can happen in a year. Focus on the 24 hours in front of you and do what you can to get closer to where you want to be." See this image larger"And what would you say is the source of your stress?" (1 comments)See this image larger"Opportunity follows struggle. It follows effort. It follows hard work. It doesn't come before." Shelby Steele See this image larger"I'm afraid I can't treat you, Mr. Fisk. I have a conflict of interest." See this image larger"Screw valentine's day. I'm just waiting for the discounted chocolate on February 15th!" See this image larger"I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." See this image largerSee this image larger"The pessimist sees difficulty in every opportunity. The optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty." Winston Churchill See this image largerLow Tech Support: "Have you tried opening the back and emptying the pencil shavings?" (1 comments)See this image larger"Learn to let things go you cannot control." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"It always seems impossible until it's done." Nelson Mandela See this image larger"It always seems impossible until it's done." Nelson Mandela See this image larger"Is that enough? They're going to be waking up any second. I really have to go. Oh, come on." See this image larger"Don't complain about things you're not willing to change." See this image larger"I wish going to the gym was as easy as going to the fridge!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"I squirt him when he misbehaves. I might need a new system." (1 comments)See this image larger"Make your life a masterpiece; imagine no limitations on what you can be, have, or do." Brian Tracy See this image larger"Cubits! I said cubits!" See this image larger"Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard for it." See this image larger"Yep. This is the crow bar all right…and I'm Jack." See this image larger"Ditch those 'I can't's. Dump those 'why me's'. Drop those 'if only's'. Then listen. Hear that? It's the sound of I can! I will! Watch me!" See this image larger"I'll just have coffee, thanks" See this image larger"Stay strong. Stand up. Have a voice." Shawn Johnson See this image larger"He didn't go quietly." (1 comments)See this image larger"Devote yourself to the idea. Go make it happen. Struggle on it. Overcome your fears, smile. Don't forget: This is your dream." See this image larger"I really feel for the trees this time of year. At least when I went through 'the change' nothing fell off!" See this image larger"In the midst of our lives, we must find the magic that makes our souls soar." Kelcey Jones See this image larger"I finally figured out how to get everything done!" (1 comments)See this image larger"When you start helping yourself, you start the process of becoming your own inspiration. How inspiring are you with yourself? If you're not, why?" Ron W. Rathbun See this image larger"I'd start lifting weights but I figure if something's heavy, it must be nature's way of telling us not to pick it up." See this image larger"There is no WiFi in the forest, but I promise you'll find a better connection." See this image largerAnnual Meeting of the Union of the Dark Lords: D. Vader Voldemort The guy who invented "February" See this image larger"I fight for my health every day in ways most people don't understand. I am not lazy. I'm a warrior." See this image larger"Kind of takes the fun out of it when all the gifts are digital downloads." See this image larger"Kind of takes the fun out of it when all the gifts are digital downloads." See this image larger"Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't." Nikki Rogers See this image larger"I want to thank all my supporters…Hanes, Maidenform, Spanx" See this image larger"At the end of the day, I am thankful that my blessings are bigger than my problems." See this image largerWhat kids should say: Oh, Uncle Bert. You've grown so much since the last time I saw you! See this image larger"There is no rational reason to remain a pessimist in a world full of so many miracles." See this image larger"I woke up with frozen pips this morning. Yea, I should probably get a little more fiber in my diet." (1 comments)See this image larger"Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile." See this image largerKnock Knock Jokes for Cats: Knock, Knock…... (They're hiding under the couch.) See this image larger"Don't quit your day dream." See this image larger"If you think I'm some sort of artsy, fartsy crafts person, you're only half right." See this image larger"Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal." E. Joseph Cossman See this image larger"For Mother Goose, inspiration struck at the most unexpected moments." See this image larger"Happiness does not depend on what happens outside of you but on what happens inside of you." See this image larger"Rise? If I must. Shine? It ain't freakin' happening." See this image larger"Our greatest freedom is the freedom to choose our attitude." See this image larger"We can insure you, but it'll be expensive. Are you sure that you want to open a china shop?" See this image larger"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." Nora Roberts See this image larger"I don't think my fairy godmother is coming. Either that, or I accidentally killed her with a fly swatter." See this image larger"You can determine how confident people are by listening to what they don't say about themselves." Brian G. Jett See this image larger"I realize your brother needs a place to stay for a few day but I find this weird." See this image larger"You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf." Jon Kabat-Zan See this image larger"Doctor, have you perfected your super, age-reversing formula yet?" "In a manner of speaking, Poopie Head." See this image larger"A wise old owl sat on an oak. The more he saw, the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he heard. Why can't we all be like that bird?" See this image larger"I have the luck of a person who gets hit by a car, sees a bright light, only to be hit by another car." See this image larger"Don't stop when you're tired. Stop when you are done." See this image larger"People who yell 'Trick or treat!' are givin' me one too many options." See this image larger"The mountain we must conquer rests within ourselves." Roxana Jones See this image larger"I'm no fan of technology. Have you noticed how difficult it is to eat homework these days?" See this image largerSee this image larger"Life is an opportunity for us to contribute something that outlasts us and makes the world a better place." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger"I have to admit it, Hank. You have a real talent for distracting me from the seemingly endless hours of mind-numbing boredom." See this image larger"Big things often have small beginnings." See this image larger"This morning I need a café-vodka-mocha-prozac-latte." See this image largerBe Lucky L: Live on purpose U: Utilize your strengths daily C: Be a Catalyst for change K: Know who you are meant to serve Y: Be Yourself See this image largerAn Old Irish Blessing May love and laughter light your days, And warm your heart and home. May good and faithful friends be yours, Wherever you may roam. May peace and plenty bless your world With joy that long endures. May all life's passing seasons Bring the best to you and yours! See this image larger"I don't understand why it's so hard for her to know what I need. It's all right there on the tag." See this image larger"You're not going to enjoy every minute of the journey, but the success you'll find at the end will make it all worth it." Muhammad Ali See this image largerLobsterfest: "Run away, guys! It's not what we thought!" See this image larger"I'm going to always rise above the doubt that may exist about me." T.I See this image larger"I finally found a diet plan that really works. It's called 'The Price of Food.'" See this image larger"There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind." See this image largerDisorganized Crime: "Put the money in the ba…where did I put the bag?" "Getaway car's leavin'." See this image larger"You measure the size of the accomplishment by the obstacles you had to overcome to reach your goals." Booker T. Washington See this image larger"Ahem I will repeat for the third time…Do you, Owen Hoffman, take…" (1 comments)See this image larger"I may not be there yet but I'm closer than I was yesterday." See this image larger"How can I be a star like you?" "Well, first you need to come out of that shell of yours." (2 comments)See this image larger"Success is not a result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire." (1 comments)See this image larger"By golly, these'll do the trick!" When a plugger needs to open a child-proof cap on a prescription bottle, it often involves a trip to the toolbox. See this image larger"When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive-to breathe, to think, to enjoy and to love." Marcus Aurelius See this image larger"Having plans sounds like a good idea..until you have to put clothes on and leave the house." See this image larger"It's not what you say out of your mouth that determines your life. It's what you whisper to yourself that has the most power!" Robert Kiyosaki See this image largerAppropriate for Tax Day: "Whoa!..Bummer,dude. Next time you wish for wealth beyond your wildest dreams, better make it tax-free." See this image larger"The best way to predict the future is to create it." See this image larger"Get off that site now!" (little firecracker on Match.com) (1 comments)See this image larger"Focus on where you want to go not on what you fear." Anthony Robbins See this image larger"I am the Ghost of Christmas yet to come." See this image larger"Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all." Sam Ewing See this image larger"Time does go faster as you get old…but you can even it out by driving really slow!" See this image larger"You can't leave footprints in the sands of time if you're sitting on your butt. And who wants to leave butt prints in the sands of time?" See this image largerBusiness Lunch Power Move: "And I'll have the same thing as him, but better." See this image larger"Transformation is often more about unlearning then learning." Richard Rohr See this image largerIf people had acted like they do on Facebook when Facebook didn't exist: "I'm in a relationship with Coleen McGuire!" "I've just stepped out the shower!" "Cookies taste good!" (1 comments)See this image largerHappy Easter!See this image larger"Wishing you peace, love, & happiness at Easter and always." See this image larger"I won't say my memory's bad, but it's to the point now that I can hide my own Easter eggs!" See this image larger"I was an Easter egg" See this image larger"The Easter Bunny at the candy store, giving a shout out to his Peeps: YO!" See this image larger"If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door." Milton Berle See this image larger"It's a great day in a plugger's life when he leaves a doctor's appointment without a new prescription." See this image larger"Don't carry your mistakes around with you. Instead, place them under your feet and use them as stepping stones to rise above them." See this image larger"I could definitely be a morning person if morning started at noon." (1 comments)See this image larger"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will." Suzy Kassem See this image larger"She complained about the porridge. She complained about the chairs. She complained about the beds. Let's see if we can make it four for four." (2 comments)See this image larger"However difficult life may seem, there is always something you can do and succeed at." Stephen Hawking See this image larger"I hope you're doing your math!" "Sure am!" Thinking: add to cart, add to cart, add to cart See this image larger"Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it." Helen Keller See this image larger"You quoted me out of context." See this image larger"Your heart will show you your beauty. Never look for it with your eyes." (1 comments)See this image larger"There's nothing wrong with my paycheck that a couple more zeroes wouldn't cure." See this image larger"Life is like a piano: the white keys represent happiness, the black keys show sadness. But as you go through life's journey, remember that the black keys make music too." See this image largerThe only heated towels a plugger gets. "Sorry, I hate to bother you…" See this image larger"An arch consists of two weaknesses, which, leaning on each other, become a strength." Leonardo da Vinci See this image larger"Never let your printer know you're in a hurry…they smell fear." (1 comments)See this image larger"Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there." Will Rogers See this image larger"Just what is taking her so long? She only went upstairs to change…" See this image larger"Never stop dreaming." See this image larger"Want to really mess with these guys? Lay down and take a nap." See this image larger"Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, tomorrow's a fresh opportunity to make it better." (1 comments)See this image largerMating calls that led to extinctions: "Toll-yoo-so! Toll-yoo-so!" "Haf-yoo-gaind-wate? Gaind-wate?" "Yor-lyke-yor-mutha! Lyke-yor-mutha!" See this image larger"Courage is tiny pieces of fear all glued together." Terri Guillemets See this image larger"I need my eight hours of sleep. But my boss keeps wantin' me to do my job." See this image larger"There is no shame in beginning again, for you get a chance to build bigger and better than before." See this image larger"Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right (sigh), here I am…" See this image larger"Dreams don't work unless you do."See this image largerQuack Addict: "I started off small, kids. Here a quack, there a quack. But, pretty soon, it was everywhere a quack quack!" See this image larger"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream." C.S. Lewis See this image larger"If you ever get tired of this place, I have two one-way tickets to Tahiti." I'll pack my bags after I get off work." You know you're a plugger when you can shamelessly flirt with a waitress because you know no one will take you seriously. See this image larger"Being positive in a negative situation is not being naïve, it's leadership." See this image larger"At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another story." See this image larger"Respect yourself enough to say 'I deserve peace'. Walk away from people or things that prevent you from attaining it." Jericho Silvers See this image larger"On the bright side, they named the crime after you." See this image larger"Time is the coin of your life. It is the only coin you have, and only you can determine how it will be spent. Be careful lest you let other people spend it for you." Carl Sandburg See this image largerThe Loch Ness Monster, reveled at last See this image larger"Hello, Wonderful! You are strong, brave, capable, creative and ready. Go make life happen!" Lara Casey See this image larger"The sage is on the top shelf, aisle seven." See this image larger"When things change inside you, things change around you." See this image larger"Uh oh. I have to sneeze." See this image larger"Successful mothers are not the ones that have never struggled. They are the ones that never give up, despite the struggles." Sharon Jaynes See this image larger"A good mother loves her kids. A great mother still loves them when they're teenagers!" See this image larger"It's not easy being a mother these days. Texting in all caps just doesn't have the same impact as good, old-fashioned yelling!" See this image largerSee this image largerWhen thumbs point the finger: "The one on the far right, Officer. I'm sure of it." See this image larger"Forget the mistake. Remember the lesson." See this image larger"Back pills? They're on the bottom shelf in the 50-pound jar." See this image larger"An injury is not just a process of recovery. It's a process of discovery." Conor McGregor (1 comments)See this image largerThe older a plugger gets, the better an athlete he remembers being in his youth. See this image larger"I am building a fire, and everyday I train, I add more fuel. At just the right moment, I light the match." Mia Hamm See this image larger"I'll tell you why I can't lose weight. I've got metal fillings in my teeth and my refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kitchen." (1 comments)See this image larger"A little progress each day adds up to BIG results." See this image larger"You could have just broken up with me. You didn't have to drive me out to the woods to set me loose." (1 comments)See this image larger"Sometimes things fall apart so that better things can fall together." Marilyn Monroe See this image larger"As far as cat ladies go, Elsie was the undisputed champion." See this image larger"What would you do if you weren't afraid?" Sheryl Sandberg (1 comments)See this image larger"He believed in reincarnation." See this image larger"When you own who you are without apologies, you give others permission to do the same." (1 comments)See this image larger"I get the sense you're not equally committed to the relationship." See this image larger"Try to be a rainbow in someone's cloud." Maya Angelou See this image largerDURN UNIT: "I was cleaning my bow and arrow and it went off." "Durn!" See this image largerMy brother sent me this for my birthday.(3 comments)See this image larger"Go where you are celebrated--not tolerated. If they can't see the real value of you, it's time for a new start." Unknown (1 comments)See this image larger"The secret to surviving the cold is to put on enough layers that you can't fit through the door to go outside." (1 comments)See this image larger"The earth has music for those who listen." William Shakespeare (1 comments)See this image largerBefore fortune cookie companies hired editors See this image larger"Be careful with your words. They can only be forgiven, not forgotten." (1 comments)See this image larger"Legal disclaimer: McRonald's is not responsible for your happiness." See this image larger"Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire." See this image larger"Are you kidding me?! That's 50 cents a hair!" Pluggers rarely get their money's worth at the barber shop. See this image larger"Without new experiences, something inside of us sleeps. The sleeper must awaken." Frank Herbert (1 comments)See this image larger"I wish one of my other personalities loved to clean." See this image larger"There are only two words that describe the meaning of Memorial Day. 'Thank You'" See this image largerThe Later Years: "I do not like green prunes and bran…I do not like them, Sam-I-am…" See this image larger"Give yourself permission to take time to breathe, to live life, to give, to love, to reflect, to be present, and to just be." (1 comments)See this image larger"The real estate agent had been surprisingly literal when he call Owen's apartment 'a small oasis in the city'." See this image larger"The best view comes after the hardest climb." See this image largerSomewhere at autocorrect headquarters: "Kiss" to "Kick" "Catch" to "Crotch" "Congratulations" to "Come grab my fat shins" See this image larger"I Choose..to live by choice, not by chance; to make changes, not excuses; to be motivated, not manipulated; to be useful, not used; to excel, not compete; I choose self-esteem, not self pity. I choose to listen to my inner voice, not the random opinion of others." See this image larger"Some people see the glass as half full, others half empty. I see it as one more thing to wash." (1 comments)See this image larger"If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader." John Quincy Adams (1 comments)See this image larger"I think he's mocking me." (1 comments)See this image larger"Vision without action is daydream. Action without vision is nightmare." Japanese proverb (1 comments)See this image larger"Sometimes I wish I could "Select All' and 'Delete'. Of course, I'm not talking about computers." See this image larger"We only have what we give." Isabel Allende See this image larger"To think I spent all those years in medical school when I could have become a health care expert just by running for Congress." See this image larger"Strength doesn't come from what you can do. It comes from overcoming the things you once thought you couldn't." Nikki Rogers (1 comments)See this image larger"Make it look like an oxidant." See this image larger"No bird can fly without opening its wings. And no one can love without opening their heart." Mark Nepo See this image largerSee this image larger"Never let your fear decide your future." See this image larger"The high prices of prescription drugs are getting to be ridiculous!" "I'd tell you to take a chill pill, but they are now $50 a pop." (1 comments)See this image larger"Minds are like parachutes. They only function when they are open." James Dewar See this image larger"Hold on, I know I have it here somewhere." You're a plugger if you have more "bonus keys" on your key ring than keys. See this image larger"Golf is the closet game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots--but you have to play the ball where it lies." Bobby Jones See this image larger"Honey, help! The iron isn't working so I tried using your curling iron." (2 comments)See this image larger"You will never be satisfied with anything less than the highest you can attain." See this image larger"Google is definitely a woman. It doesn't let you finish a sentence without suggesting other ideas." See this image larger"You create your thoughts, your thoughts create your intentions, and your intentions create your reality." Wayne Dyer See this image larger"But you asked me to assemble a panel of experts on what it means to be green." See this image larger"Become one of the rare people who don't know how to quit." Robin Sharma (1 comments)See this image larger"I gave up looking young and attractive years ago when I found out surly and intimidating was so much easier." See this image larger"People seem not to see that their opinion of the world is also a confession of character." Ralph Waldo Emerson See this image larger"The presidential candidates put us chameleons to shame." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerHere's another example of yarn bombing.See this image larger"People come and go, it's a natural cycle. If someone doesn't feel lucky to have you in their life, it's their loss." See this image larger"Mom, we're making you famous on YouTube!" See this image larger"To the one soul reading this: I know you're tired. I know you feel aimless, confused, disappointed, and lost. I know you might be on the brink of giving up. But even when you're weak, there's still strength in you. Keep going." See this image larger"Gosh, You're right. It's really him. But I've never eaten a celebrity before." "Go, ahead, but get his autograph first." See this image larger"If you really look closely, most overnight successes took a long time." Steve Jobs See this image largerTrial separation at checkout #2: Peanut Butter: "But, Helen, we're so good together!" Jelly: "I saw you check out that honey, Larry." Larry is maybe a bit too smooth. See this image larger"Dancing with the feet is one thing, but dancing with the heart is another." See this image larger"You know you're a plugger when your children are finally out of the house, but their stuff is still in the house." See this image largerHAPPY FATHER'S DAY "Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father." Barack Obama See this image largerTop 3 (bad) Dad jokes: Me: Please may I leave the table? Dad: And where are you going to leave it? Me: Hi, there, is Monica around? Dad: No, she's more of an oblong shape. Me: Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don't turn it on. See this image larger"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all. And don't write it on Facebook either!!" See this image larger"Tomorrow is already getting terrible reviews on the east coast." See this image larger"With the new day comes new strength and new thoughts." Eleanor Roosevelt See this image larger"Marriage is like a deck of cards. In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you wish you had a club and a spade." (1 comments)See this image larger"It's better to look back on life and say: 'I can't believe I did that.' than to look back and say: 'I wish I did that.'" See this image larger"There's a fine line between being able to multitask and being a big maniac." See this image larger"You cannot be lonely if you have learned to love the person you're alone with." Roxana Jones (1 comments)See this image larger"I'd love to hear a man say those three little words…"I've got money."" See this image larger"The greatest step towards a life of simplicity is to learn to let go." Steve Maraboli See this image larger"Hold on--I'm taking my tollhouse cookies out of the oven!" See this image larger"If you realized how powerful your thoughts are you'd never think a negative thought again." See this image larger"A little added incentive.." See this image larger"Don't limit your challenges. Challenge your limits." See this image larger"Listen, doll, it it's a man you're after, I think I have exactly what you're looking for in the way of husband material." See this image larger"No disability or dictionary out there is capable of clearly defining who we are as a person." Robert M. Hensel See this image larger"I was told there would be pie.." (1 comments)See this image larger"Look for something positive in each day, even if some days you have to look a little harder." See this image larger"I'm having apple pie and ice cream. Why?" Pluggers know that for good health, they need to eat fruit and dairy products daily. See this image larger"There comes a day when I don't have to be a princess. No rules, no expectations. A day where anything can happen. A day where I can change my fate." Merida See this image larger"Don't get me wrong, you look great, but the customers aren't here to see a fit hippo." See this image larger"Certain things catch your eye, but pursue only those that capture your heart." Old Indian Saying See this image larger"Just because I know I could get more done if I got up earlier doesn't mean I have any intention of ever trying it." See this image larger"Life begins at the end of your comfort zone." Neale Donald Walsch See this image largerWerner's last day on the job: "I need you to breathe into this…" See this image larger"Live with intention. Walk to the Edge. Listen hard. Practice wellness. Play with abandon. Laugh. Choose with no regret. Appreciate friends. Continue to learn. Do what you love. Live as if this is all there is." Mary Anne Radmacher See this image larger"I was down to my undies in the voting booth when I remembered it wasn't a changing room." See this image larger"Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will." See this image larger"Class, today we'll begin drawing the figure from life." (1 comments)See this image larger"Don't wait. The time will never be just right." Napoleon Hill See this image largerSee this image larger"Fall in love with taking care of your body." (1 comments)See this image larger"I'm at the age now where half the stuff in my shopping cart has a longer expiration date than I do." See this image larger"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us." Ralph Waldo Emerson (1 comments)See this image larger"We think we found a weakness in this enemy and sent in Cody. How did it go, Cody?" See this image larger"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." Thomas Jefferson See this image larger"Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable. Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals." Martin Luther King Jr. See this image larger"My idea, 'Fun Day', has been outvoted. But I still say the word 'Independence' is far too long. They'll just end up calling it 'The Fourth'." See this image larger"Today I will do what others won't so tomorrow I can do what others can't." See this image largerSign: Caution: May be hazardous to your health Rabbit: "Silly scare tactics. What could possibly be more healthy for you than eating your veggies?" See this image larger"Stand for what is right even if that means standing alone." (1 comments)See this image larger"That thing is trying to take our jobs!" See this image larger"Be strong but not rude. Be kind but not weak. Be humble, but not timid. Be proud but not arrogant." See this image largerBy the time a plugger finds his "misplaced" hearing aid, his wife has forgotten what she was going to say. Him: "OK, there. Now what were you saying?" Her: "Un..uh….shoot!" See this image larger"Success isn't overnight. It's when everyday you get a little better than the day before. It all adds up." Dwayne Johnson See this image largerThe correct way to weigh yourself: "I can't believe I've been doing it wrong all these years!" (1 comments)See this image larger"A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles." Tim Cahill See this image larger"Whoever removes the mop from the stone shall become the royal janitor. For many, many centuries, no one has tried." See this image larger"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try." Beverly Sills See this image largerE.T. out on the town See this image larger"You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, smarter than you think and loved more than you know." See this image larger"It's the shorts." See this image larger"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines, sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." Mark Twain See this image larger"If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quits their job. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first." See this image larger"The arrival of the morning sun means another day has just begun. I give thanks for all I have today, tomorrow, and in my past. Another Day to be all I can be no matter the negativity that tries to defeat me. Yes, optimistic I will stay. Thanks to the morning sun that starts my day." Ramona Spires (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerDoc: "Now that you're 50, what's the most difficult thing to do, Wiz?" Wizard: "Yes." See this image larger"How does blaming others for your situation empower you towards a better life? Take responsibility for your actions and choose a better future." See this image larger"No, I have nothing against Bernie. It's the colonel that scares me silly." See this image larger"I haven't been everywhere but it's on my list." Susan Sontag (1 comments)See this image larger"This new shopping site helps you enjoy the convenience of Cyber Monday without losing the experience of Black Friday. I just got punched by a guy in Walmart!" See this image larger"You only fail when you stop trying." See this image larger"A plugger doesn't have to plug in her blanket at night, but she does have to feed it in the morning." See this image larger"Just because you're taking longer than others does not mean you're a failure. Keep going." See this image larger"At the end of the day I wish life would ask us, 'do you want to save the changes?'" See this image larger"When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps." Confucius See this image larger"You're such a pessimist! I say it's half empty!" See this image larger"You don't need a new sunrise to start over, you only need a new mindset." See this image largerSpeaker: "The boiling frog theory states that if a frog is placed in boiling water, it will jump out, but if it is slowly heated, it will not perceive the danger and die.." Clueless: "I don't get the relevance..Isn't this supposed to be a seminar on climate change?" See this image larger"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." Christopher Reeve See this image larger"I'm prescribing an anti-inflammatory." See this image larger"Looking back you realize that everything would have explained itself if you had only stopped interrupting." Robert Brault (1 comments)See this image larger"This heat wave is brutal! Not only is it hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk, but you can used your mailbox as a toaster oven." See this image largerSee this image larger"When everything feels like an uphill struggle, just think of the view from the top." See this image larger"Okay..one more game of peek-a-boo, but that's it!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Every morning you have two choices: to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them." See this image larger"This is pure heresy! Everybody knows that the Earth revolves around us!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Despite the forecast, live like it's Spring. Make sure to find joy in the smallest of things in your life." Lilly Pulitzer See this image larger"I used to be somebody. I used to be a contender." (1 comments)See this image larger"Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle." Christian D. Larson See this image largerAll pluggers have a set of encyclopedias, but they have to explain what they are to their grandkids. "And they contain information on just about anything. Well, up to 1968." See this image larger"Faith is taking the first step even when you don't see the whole staircase." Martin Luther King Jr. (1 comments)See this image larger"Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"Don't wait for things to get easier, simpler or better. Life will always be complicated. Learn to be happy right now. Otherwise, you'll run out of time." See this image larger"That's not the crime scene tape, Mitch." (Tape says 'bake sale'.) See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Live like someone left the gate open." (1 comments)See this image largerAfter the paleo diet, the next thing is a paleo workout. (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them, but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow where they lead." Louisa May Alcott See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you feel like you're losing everything, remember that trees lose their leaves every year and they still stand tall and wait for better days to come." (1 comments)See this image larger"Boy, I'm a wreck if I don't get my 21.5 hours." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerMay I live this day compassionate of heart, clear in word, gracious in awareness, courageous in thought, generous in love." John O'Donohue (1 comments)See this image larger"Now remember, that fish was so big it broke the line and got away. And it probably weighed at least 45 or 50 pounds." "Got it, Grampa." A plugger learns the art of telling a fish tale at an early age. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence." James N. Watkins See this image larger"I know I was born 'surf' but sometimes, deep down, I feel like I'm actually 'turf'." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The real risk is doing nothing." Denis Waitley See this image larger"A female president would only be a good idea if you wanted the country fun right for some reason." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will." Suzy Kassem See this image largerTweety vs. Woodstock: The battle for cute-yellow-birdie supremacy See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Every day is a new beginning. Take a deep breath, smile and start again." See this image larger"It's positively disgraceful. Thirty-five years old, and we're still supporting him. Well, I say it's about time he left the nest and learned to stand up on his own one leg!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"There are two ways of spreading light: To be the candle or the mirror that reflects it." Edith Wharton See this image larger"That's it…a screwdriver, duct tape and wd-40!" A plugger considers himself "getting lucky" when he walks into a room and remembers why he went there. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The soul usually knows what to do to heal itself. The challenge is to silence the mind." See this image largerWhy you can never tell a dog a knock-knock joke: Knock, knock…....Bark, bark,etc…... See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerHugs!See this image largerSee this image larger"There are two rules for success: 1. Never reveal everything you know. 2. " See this image larger"Sometimes I feel like throwing in the towel but you know what that means…more laundry." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, tomorrow's a fresh opportunity to make it better." See this image larger"No, thank you. I order all my brick and mortar online." See this image largerSee this image largerHugs!See this image largerSee this image larger"Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." Albert Einstein See this image larger"Punishing them with plagues or floods was too messy, so now he just tells a few of the nuttiest ones to run for President." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've never done. See this image larger"Don't you just love that new carb smell?! See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Our eyes are in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back. Don't dwell on things in the past. Learn from them and keep moving forward." See this image larger"You have two basic options. Lose thirty pounds or get eleven inches taller!" See this image largerSee this image largerHugs!See this image largerSee this image larger"Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway." Earl Nightingale See this image largerRare Books: "And this is a first edition Kindle." See this image largerSee this image largerHugs!See this image largerSee this image larger"Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence." Robert Frost See this image larger"So far, no one has really challenged my decision to never appear nude on screen." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people." (1 comments)See this image larger"Humpty, Mike, Yellow, Pac-Man and R2D2 all show up in the same costume." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect." Zoey Sayward (1 comments)See this image larger"The stork? Where did you ever hear such nonsense? The truth is, son, you were pulled from a hat." See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"A ship in port is safe; but that is not what ships are built for." Grace Hopper See this image larger"I wish you could've seen what she did. It was so cute! I should've taken a video." You know you're a plugger when all of your grandkids are grown, so you have to talk to your friends about your cat. See this image largerSee this image largerHugs!See this image largerSee this image larger"You will never regret being kind." (2 comments)See this image larger"This new app sends me an electric jolt when I'm about to walk into something when I'm texting." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When you focus on problems, you'll have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you'll have more opportunities." See this image larger"If my calculations are correct, I've worked out I can retire 7 years after I die." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A problem is a chance for you to do your best." Duke Ellington See this image larger"Okay, the trampoline was a bad idea." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Love makes our friends a little dearer. Joy makes our hearts a little lighter. Faith makes our paths a little clearer. Hope makes our lives a little brighter. Peace bring us all a little nearer." Zachary Taylor Austin See this image larger"Harry Potter's career as a conductor was brief." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted." David Bly See this image larger"OK, if people don't come out to show their support by noon, start sending out the subpoenas." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Why fit in when you were born to stand out?" Dr. Suess (1 comments)See this image larger"Hey! All returns have to be rewound!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"All you can change is yourself, but sometimes that changes everything!" Gary W. Goldstein See this image larger"I'm afraid we can't accept Facebook friends as character references!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A setback is a set up for a comeback." Bishop T.D. Jakes See this image larger"We're staying away from Washington, DC. Sounds like they spend all their time hunting us." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it." Dennis P. Kimbro See this image larger"Some things are better left unsaid….especially to me." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Follow your heart, listen to your inner voice, stop caring about what others think." Jimi Hendrix See this image larger"Honey, I'm ho….." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Happiness is a butterfly. Which, when pursued, is always just beyond your grasp, but which, if you will sit down quietly, may alight upon you." Nathaniel Hawthorne See this image largerDog: "I have a deep-seated fear of vacuums." Lego-therapist: "Who doesn't?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Mistakes are proof that you are trying." See this image larger"You’re a plugger if you make an emergency run to the store to replenish your supply of little princess tiaras for your granddaughter's sleepover." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that." Norman Vincent Peale See this image largerDialogue Box: The universe has unexpectedly quit. Would you like to relaunch?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If light is in your heart, you will find your way home." Rumi See this image larger"I have a split personality. One side loves wine. The other side loves chocolate." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Silence is the music of wisdom." Apoorve Dubey See this image larger"I used to work in a complaint department. But I got tired of listening to amateurs." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"It is not what you look at that matters, it is what you see." Henry David Thoreau (1 comments)See this image larger"Listen, I'm sick of vacuuming fur. Could you just color-match a carpet to this?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence." James N. Watkins See this image largerHugsSee this image largerSecret Santa (or Santa's Secret?) See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Victory belongs to the most persevering." Napoleon Bonaparte See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Courage doesn't always roar. Sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, 'I will try again tomorrow.'" Mary Anne Radmacher See this image larger"Some people see the glass as half full, others half empty. I see it as one more thing to wash." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The real risk is doing nothing." Denis Waitley See this image larger"Too bad his editor died first." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try." See this image larger"It's obviously a prehistoric representation of an early encounter with ancient aliens." See this image larger"It's obviously a prehistoric representation of an early encounter with ancient aliens." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you don't stand for something, you will fall for anything." See this image largerThe plugger Google: "Hey, son. Can you look something up for me on your computer?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible." Francis of Assisi See this image largerProof that you do indeed use math later in life: "Okay, if I skip a shower, that leaves me an extra 10.5 minutes to sleep. If I don't shave, that's another 4.7 minutes. If I don't make the kids their lunches, another 3.3 minutes…" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't be afraid to give up the good for the great." Steve Prefontaine See this image larger"Sometimes I really think I have my life together, and then I realize my underwear is on inside-out." See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Work hard in silence; let success make the noise." See this image larger"You're in luck. Says here the giant Anaconda can't swallow anything larger than a Yak." See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"The only person you should strive to be better than, is the person you were yesterday." Matty Mullins See this image largerMan: "You're acting a bit strange. What's wrong?" Woman: "Nothing.." A man who believes nothing is wrong in this scenario, stands absolutely no chance in a relationship. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"People come and go, it's a natural cycle. If someone doesn't feel lucky to have you in their life, it's their loss." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Every champion was once a contender that refused to give up." Rocky Balboa See this image larger"A plugger's favorite ice cream bowl isn't dishwasher-safe." See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Nothing looks as good as being healthy feels!" See this image larger"Either the leaves are changing colors or there was something in those brownies!" See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life is a gift. Never forget to enjoy and bask in every moment you are in." See this image largerWhy the chicken crossed the road: "OOO! There's another Pokémon!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain." See this image larger"Laugh it up, boys. You might not think it's so funny someday when you need one." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations. Don't quit." See this image larger"My reality check bounced." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Someone once told me not to bite off more than I could chew. I said I'd rather choke on greatness than nibble on mediocrity." See this image larger"Luckily I had some crayons with me, Doc. I didn't even notice the wait!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger--The history of the dove drawing for peace: from Bing: "Picasso's first 'Dove' lithograph, a traditional, realistic picture of a pigeon, was chosen as the emblem for the First International Peace Conference in Paris in 1949. He later developed the image into a simple graphic line drawing that has become one of the world's most recognizable symbols of peace." See this image larger--The history of the peace rose: from Bing: "This hybrid tea rose was developed by Meilland in France before World War II. When the German invasion of France seemed inevitable, he sent cuttings to friends around the world. In 1945, in an effort to standardize the name of the rose, he asked Field Marshal Alan Brooke if he would give his name to the hybrid. Brooke replied that his name would soon be forgotten and 'Peace' would be a more enduring name." See this image larger"The greatest danger for most of us is not that our aim is too high and we miss it but that it is too low and we reach it." See this image larger"My dentist told me I needed a crown. I told him 'I know. Right?'" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Wake up every morning with the thought that something wonderful is about to happen." See this image larger"The secret to great wealth and spiritual contentment? OK, hold on. I think I've got an app for that." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." Abraham Lincoln See this image larger"There's a problem. Every time that antibody tries to pick a fight, an endorphin tries to calm him down." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Never underestimate the power of dreams and the influence of the human spirits." Wilma Rudolph See this image larger"I've got the paramedics on speed dial, and defibrillator is all charged up. Let's rock, baby!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people." See this image largerThe first and last bee king: "Haven't we made enough honey for one day? I demand you take the rest of the day off! Beers for all!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Push yourself because no one else is going to do it for you." See this image larger"Let me get this straight. You want me to get rid of all but two of the termites?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Success is not a straight line." See this image larger"Wait. So what do we actually get out of this system?" "They say it's a back-end deal." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be stronger than your strongest excuse." See this image larger"For all the young ladies thinking of getting a tattoo, REMEMBER- When you get older, a butterfly on the back becomes a buzzard in the crack." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here." Neil Gaiman See this image larger"Robin couldn't make it tonight. This is Sparrow." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Living your purpose is about being in alignment with your best and most authentic self, every day." Stacey Martino See this image larger"Hey, everybody. There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Turn your face to the sun and the shadows will fall behind you." Maori Proverb See this image larger"Tell me when it's over, Doc.." See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"While working to change the world and create true impact, you can't forget to spend the time to live in it." Michael Donnelly See this image larger"I'd like a pumpkin spice latte, and could I get a mop with that?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be brave to let go of the past. And fight for the present that you deserve. A better future is always yours." See this image largerToday's Lesson: Boundaries See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"30 years from now, it won't matter what shoes you wore, how your hair looked, or the jeans you bought. What will matter is what you learned and how you used it." (1 comments)See this image larger"Well, what do you know. It's not the end of the world after all. We just forgot to turn the page." See this image larger"Well, what do you know. It's not the end of the world after all. We just forgot to turn the page." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The more we love ourselves, care for ourselves, celebrate ourselves; then the more capable we are to love, care, and celebrate those we care for." Sheila Callaham See this image larger"If you come to my house on Halloween, don't be surprised if you see a couple of scary goblins.. I sometimes forget to button my housecoat." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Magic is all around. You just have to believe." See this image largerSee this image larger"Your mom has a sick sense of humor." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The food you eat either makes you more healthy or less healthy. Those are your options." Melissa Hartwig See this image largerA plugger's wallet is thick not from money, but from all the cards to remind him of his next doctors appointments. "I guess I'm going to have to buy pants with bigger pockets." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are." Theodore Roosevelt See this image larger"Walt said he wanted an open relationship, so I pushed him out of an 'open' window. The funeral will be an 'open' casket followed by an 'open' bar." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go; they merely determine where you start." Nido Qubein See this image larger"The Ancient Greeks didn't have a symbol for zero?" "They left 'nothing' to the imagination." See this image larger"The Halloween Party was great, until the Sheet hit the fan. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"We must learn to listen to what is being said and not hear what we want to hear." Rhonda Gales See this image larger"Follow that car!" "Yes, sir! On Facebook, Instagram or Snapchat?" See this image larger"Hey! Cast spells or drive!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If we did all we are capable of doing, we would literally astonish ourselves." Thomas Edison See this image larger"So, now that we have you on the witness stand, Mr. Hamlet, you're saying you barely knew Mr. Yorick?" See this image larger"No, we don't accept ApplePay!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Through caring I learn how to give of myself in the expectation of never requiring anything back in return." Eleesha (1 comments)See this image largerDirty Harry finally meets his match: "You have to ask yourself one question. Do you feel lucky?" See this image larger"Rats. More hand sanitizer and another face mask." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Many people are alive but don't touch the miracle of being alive." Thich Nhat Hanh See this image larger"Listen, kid, if it were up to me, I'd be happy to let you sit in, but it's really up to the top brass." See this image larger"Wow, ma'am! My whole troop'll have to help me deliver this many cookies!" "Oh, I'm counting on it, my dear." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I get a reel good laugh whenever I lure people into fishing puns." See this image larger"I will not feel deprived when I turn down junk food. I will feel empowered that I made the healthy and right choice." See this image larger"When I argue with my boss, I always have the last word. Luckily, he never hears it." See this image larger"You called hex support?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I'm so board. I really wish something fun wood come along." See this image larger"Train your mind to see something good in every day!" See this image largerThe final step in the evolution of modern man: "Legend has it that he invented ego." See this image larger"This is not how it looked on 'Top Chef'." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"When I wake in the morning, I make a wish to be useful to others." Dalai Lama See this image larger"The 'snap, crackle and pop' a plugger hears first thing in the morning aren't coming from his breakfast cereal." See this image larger"2 resumes, 4 job applications and a Will Work for Food sign?" "Halloween was more fun before the job market collapsed." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Who did the mortician invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up." See this image larger"We ourselves feel that what we are doing is just a drop in the ocean. But, the ocean would be less because of that missing drop." Mother Teresa See this image larger"The enemy crosses the moat! We must quickly dispose of him!" Whoosh! "Efficient, but I rather miss the heroism and romantic imagery." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Motivation is what gets you started. Habit is what keeps you going." Jim Rohn (1 comments)See this image larger"A new survey says that a third of Americans believe we've been visited by extraterrestrials. I hope the aliens didn't look in Washington D.C. for intelligent life. I'd hate to see them come all that way for nothing." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I'm so sick of pepperoni pizza! Can't you order anything else?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Sometimes, our only source of power are the thoughts we believe. No one can take what's inside your mind." See this image larger"You know you're getting old when you get 'butt jiggle', 'bingo wing flap' and 'boob wobble' when you brush your teeth." (2 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Empty pockets never held anyone back. Only empty heads and empty hearts can do that." Norman Vincent Peale See this image larger (1 comments)See this image largerI may be a year older but Maxine says it all!See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life is not a problem to solved, but a reality to be experienced." Soren Kierkegaard See this image larger"The drop in gas prices during a "stay at home order" is like a bald man winning a comb." See this image larger"Your blood sugar is good, but your blood now consists of propane and barbecue sauce. Just how much grilling out on Memorial Day did you do?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"We don't meet people by accident. Everyone is meant to cross our path for a reason." See this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When traveling life's journey, it's good to have a friend's hand to hold on to." See this image larger"Plugger online streaming." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be strong. You never know who you are inspiring." Mel Robbins See this image larger"Technology advances; people stay the same." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When life gives you a hundred reasons to break down and cry, show life that you have a million reasons to smile and laugh. Stay strong." See this image larger"I've got to start taking care of myself…whoever was supposed to be doing it has done a really crappy job!" See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A lot of husbands turn into babies when they're sick. Give him a few days and he'll be 42 again." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Oh, I always thought it was just an allegory." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Doubt kills more dreams than failure ever will." Suzy Kassem See this image larger"We used to have village idiots, but with the Internet, they've gone global." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars." See this image larger"It's so hard to believe he's gone. I was just at a party with him last night. Heck, we all were." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't wait. The time will never be just right." Napoleon Hill See this image larger"Wayne, I'm pretty sure it's easier if you use the same hole to get up…" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Just before sunrise there is a dark night." See this image largerSee this image larger"Mission Control? We're staying." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You only fail when you stop trying." See this image larger"I'm not always right, but I'm never, ever, wrong." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Fall in love with taking care of your body." See this image largerLegal disclaimer: McRonald's is not responsible for your happiness See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Never let your fear decide your future." See this image largerThe Best Senior Moment: "I went to work this morning, but couldn't remember why. So I retired." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The only person you should strive to be better than is the person you were yesterday." Matty Mullins See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You have no boundaries in what you can achieve in life!" Ken Poirot See this image largerWelcome to Paris, Illinois: "You should have read the small print on your big vacation prize!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Hate has 4 letters, so does Love. Enemies has 7 letters, so does Friends. Lying has 5 letters, so does Truth. Negative has 8, so does Positive. Under has 5, so does Above. Cry has 3 letters, so does Joy. Anger has 5 letters, so does Happy. Right has 5 letters, so does Wrong. Hurt has 4 letters, so does Heal. It means life is like [a] double-edged sword. So transform every negative side into an aura of positivity. We choose the better side of the life." (1 comments)See this image largerNature's Productivity Hacks: Birds: "The early bird catches the worm." Worms: "Don't show up. Sleep until noon." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be willing to be a beginner every single morning." Meister Eckhart See this image largerUnfortunately for Duane, the term "eagle eye" didn't apply to him. "Yeesh! This is one heavy squirrel!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerHere's another example for Yarn Bombing Day.See this image larger"Life is either a daring adventure or nothing." Helen Keller See this image larger"I'm tellin' you guys, my granddaughter says I can watch TV on my phone!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When the well is dry, we know the worth of water." Benjamin Franklin See this image larger"I used to do the 'Twist and Shout', but then I got a hip replacement and I was fine." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Stop overthinking." See this image larger"The Johnson boys discover why cow tipping never quite caught on in Texas." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"Remember what I said about being on Facebook while laying bricks?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Adopting the right attitude can convert a negative stress into a positive one." Hans Selye See this image larger"Mom, We're making you famous on Youtube!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Coffee: A magical substance that turns, 'Leave me alone or die.' into, 'Good morning, Honey.'" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"How does blaming others for your situation empower you towards a better life? Take responsibility for your actions and choose a better future." Nathan Driskell See this image larger"Cut! That was fine but it's still not creepy enough!" "Send in the clowns!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerCelebrate Emancipation! Juneteenth! A celebration of freedom! See this image larger"There are far better things ahead than any we leave behind." See this image larger"Whoa, whoa, whoa.. The whole what? And nothing but the what? Sounds like a perjury trap to me!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don’t be afraid to fail. Be afraid not to try." See this image larger"Happy, Dopey, Bashful, Grumpy--it's like living in a house full of mood swings!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Here is to all the fathers out there who have been able to believe in their children no matter what." See this image larger"What are you doing, Dad?" "Not a hole lot." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerBAD DAD JOKES! 1. When driving past a graveyard: People are dying to get in there! 2. "Dad, I'm thirsty." "Hi, Thursday! I'm Friday!" 3. "Put the cat out." "I didn't know it was on fire!" 4. "Where's your bin?" "I haven't been anywhere!" 5. "Dad, can you put my shoes on?" "No, they don't fit me!" 6. "Pull my finger!" See this image larger"Are you sure you want to ruin your day so early?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Obstacles are things a person sees when he takes his eyes off his goal." E. Joseph Cossman See this image larger"I'm afraid there's nothing we can do. You've reached the age where doctors appear to be too young to know anything." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Everything you've ever wanted is on the other side of fear." See this image larger"Karl begins to question the wisdom of the new doggy-door." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Associate with those who help you believe in yourself." Brooks Robinson See this image larger"I went outside to check on my plants. I felt something cold and wet on my arm. I looked down and saw a mosquito using a wet wipe before he bit me." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Courage is being scared to death and saddling up anyway." John Wayne See this image larger"You've got to blaze your own trail. It's the only way you'll get any peace and quiet." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think." A.A. Milne See this image larger"I'm never lonely. Because I have four men in my life. I get up with Charlie Horse. I spend the day with Arthur It is. I dine with Will Power, and I go to bed with Ben Gay!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"One of the greatest mental freedoms is truly not caring what anyone else thinks of you." See this image larger"I used to be somebody. I used to be a contender." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The kindest thing you can do for someone else is listen without forming an opinion." Lori Deschene See this image largerSomewhere at Autocorrect Headquarters: "Kiss" to "kick". "Catch" to "crotch". "Congratulations" to "come grab my fat shins". See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what make life meaningful." Joshua J. Marine See this image larger"I wish going to the gym was as easy as going to the fridge!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't wait. The time will never be just right." Napoleon Hill See this image largerWife: "I have blisters on my hands from the broom." Husband (and soon to be on the couch): "Next time take the car, silly." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"To get up when you are down; to fight more intensely when you are struggling; to put in the extra effort when you are in sheer pain; to come back when nobody expects you to; and to stand tall when everyone is pulling you down are what make a champion." Apoorve Dubey See this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish on its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it's stupid." Albert Einstein See this image larger"We think we found a weakness in this enemy and sent in Cody. How did it go, Cody?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness." Thomas Jefferson See this image larger"Human progress is neither automatic nor inevitable. Every step toward the goal of justice requires sacrifice, suffering, and struggle; the tireless exertions and passionate concern of dedicated individuals." Martin Luther King Jr. See this image larger"A 4th of July planning tip: this year throw veggie burgers on the grill..and next year, someone else will host the cookout." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Today I will do what others won't so tomorrow I can do what others can't." See this image larger"So why can't I claim depreciation on my joints?" ME: Very timely as I finally an scheduled for my hip replacement.(1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Stand for what is right even if that means standing alone." See this image larger"That thing is trying to take our jobs!" See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be strong but not rude. Be kind but not weak. Be humble but not timid. Be proud but not arrogant." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Success isn't overnight. It's when everyday you get a little better than the day before. It all adds up." Dwayne Johnson See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A journey is best measured in friends, rather than miles." Tim Cahill See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try." Beverly Sills See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover." Mark Twain (1 comments)See this image larger"If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quits their job. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The arrival of the morning sun means another day has just begun. I give thanks for all I have today, tomorrow, and in my past. Another day to be all I can be no matter the negativity that tries to defeat me. Yes, optimistic I will stay. Thanks to the morning sun that starts my day." Ramona Spires See this image larger"Hello, my name is Idaho Montoya. You peeled my father. Prepare to fry." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"New day. New thoughts. New strength. New possibilities." Karen Salmansohn See this image larger"I've decided to start eating more vegetables for lunch." "Carrot cake is not a vegetable." See this image larger"I've decided to start eating more vegetables for lunch." "Carrot cake is not a vegetable." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I haven't' been everywhere but it's on my list." Susan Sontag (2 comments)See this image larger"Don't worry about getting older. You're still gonna do dumb stuff, only slower." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You only fail when you stop trying." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"Just because you're taking longer than others does not mean you're a failure. Keep going." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When it is obvious that the goals cannot be reached, don't adjust the goals, adjust the action steps." Confucius See this image larger"You're such a pessimist! I say it's half empty!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You don't need a new sunrise to start over, you only need a new mindset." See this image larger"The boiling frog theory states that if a frog is placed in boiling water, it will jump out, but if it is slowly heated, it will not perceive the danger and die." "I don't get the relevance. Isn't this supposed to be a seminar on climate change?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A hero is an ordinary individual who finds the strength to persevere and endure in spite of overwhelming obstacles." Christopher Reeve See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Looking back, you realize that everything would have explained itself if you had only stopped interrupting." Robert Brault See this image larger"This heat wave is brutal! Not only is it hot enough to fry an egg on the sidewalk, but you can use your mailbox as a toaster oven." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When everything feels like an uphill struggle, just think of the view from the top." See this image larger"Okay, one more game of peek-a-boo, but that's it!" See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Sometimes being understanding is more important than being right. Sometimes we need not a brilliant mind that speaks but a patient heart that listens. Not keen eyes that always see faults but open arms that accept. Not a finger that points out mistakes but gentle hands that lead." See this image larger"Ohh! So you're the one who took all our jobs." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Despite the forecast, live like it's spring. Make sure to find joy in the smallest of things in your life." Lilly Pulitzer See this image larger"I used to be somebody. I used to be a contender." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle." Christian D. Larson See this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces!" (1 comments)See this image larger(2 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When life throws you a rainy day, play in the puddles." Pooh Bear See this image larger"Aging may have slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The Moon taught me: It's Ok to go through Phases The Sun taught me: No matter how many times you go down, to keep rising." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I'm perfect in my imperfections, strong in my weaknesses and beautiful in my own way because I'm me and that's OK." See this image larger"It's just too hot to wear clothes today! Honey, what do you think the neighbors would say if I mowed the lawn like this?" "Probably that I married you for your money." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You don't have to be skinny to be sexy or beautiful. Beauty is the size of your heart, NOT the size of your jeans." Anon See this image larger"He did it." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerBefore your head hits the pillow tonight, remind yourself of the things you did right. Let go of the things you could have done better. Be patient with yourself, and remember that big things are achieved not all at once, but rather one day at a time." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make a difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver." See this image larger"It says 'Showers expected' but there's not a cloud in the sky." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Surround yourself with people that reflect who you want to be and how you want to feel. Energies are contagious." See this image larger"Where is Catwoman?" "She got sidetracked!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Diet Day 1: I have removed all the bad food from the house. It was delicious." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't cry over spilled milk. Turn the udder cheek and moo-ve on." (1 comments)See this image larger"Saw my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home and moved it to a lower shelf." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Celebrate! Celebrate! Dance to the Music!" (1 comments)See this image larger"Eve, yesterday we're fighting, today you're giving me new boxers. I don't get it!" See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The greatest gift that you can give to this world is to make the mind still." Ajahn Chah See this image larger"All this time, I thought she was calling for her 'Auntie Em'." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't apologize for: your wrinkles, your opinions, your flabby bits, your past, your smile, your thighs or your beliefs. Just relax, you wonderful thing, and celebrate by living!" (1 comments)See this image larger"You whippersnappers think you got it tough? Gather 'round and let me tell you where I've been." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You've put on a little weight since last.." "Gimme a minute!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerPiglet: "How do you spell 'love'?" Pooh: "You don't spell it, you feel it." A.A. Milne See this image larger"Some cruise! It rained for the entire trip!" (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The past has no power over the present moment." Eckhart Tolle See this image larger"Just because I give advice, doesn't mean I'm smarter than you. It means I've done more stupid stuff than you." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life's way too short to be grumpy." Sara L. Clarke See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The most important thing you will ever wear is your attitude." Jeff Moore See this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You cannot do a kindness too soon. For you never know how soon it will be too late." Ralph Waldo Emerson See this image largerSee this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When your world grows dark and your soul feels heavy, rise up to meet the sky, spend the night with infinity. Let the universe wrap its arms around you as you draw courage from the stars. Rest your weary head on hope and know that you are loved, for love is everywhere." Christy Ann Martine See this image larger"Look, I don't like you. You don't like me. But we gotta make this work, for the kids." --me to my swimsuit before taking the kids to the pool. (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A river cuts through rock, not because of its power, but because of its persistence." James N. Watkins See this image larger"I don't always have the perfect comeback. But when I do, it's usually the next day. In the shower." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image larger"Always end the day with a positive thought. No matter how hard things were, tomorrow's a fresh opportunity to make it better." See this image larger"My goal this weekend is to move just enough so no one things I'm dead." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Our eyes are in front because it's more important to look ahead than to look back. Don't dwell on things in the past. Learn from them and keep moving forward." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Never give up on a dream just because of the time it will take to accomplish it. The time will pass anyway." Earl Nightingale See this image larger"Someone told me I was delusional. I almost fell off my unicorn." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Happiness is found when you stop comparing yourself to other people." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect." Zoey Sayward See this image larger"I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You will never regret being kind." See this image larger"I've got an angel on one shoulder and a devil on the other. Trouble is, I'm deaf in one ear." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When you focus on problems, you'll have more problems. When you focus on possibilities, you'll have more opportunities." See this image larger"My grandson thought this was a sausage maker." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Love makes our friends a little dearer. Joy makes our hearts a little lighter. Faith makes our paths a little clearer. Hope makes our life a little brighter. Peace brings us all a little nearer." Zachary Taylor Austin See this image larger"That kill me moment when you think you're done with the dishes and you turn around and see those pots on the stove." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I wish talking about how much I need to lose weight actually burned calories." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"All you can change is yourself, but sometimes that changes everything!" Gary W. Goldstein See this image larger"At my age, I'm good at multitasking. I can listen, ignore and forget all at once." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Always find a reason to laugh. It may not add years to your life but will surely add life to your years." (1 comments)See this image larger"Entrance to the field is FREE. The BULL will charge LATER." (2 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Persistence: When you feel like throwing in the towel then realize that it just makes more laundry." (1 comments)See this image larger"My psychiatrist told me to make new friends. So I did." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Sometimes in your life you will go on a journey. It will be the longest journey you have ever taken. It is the journey to find yourself." Katherine Sharp See this image larger"If you've lost weight this week, I think I found it." See this image larger(2 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerOcean of Love: Ever-changing shapes showing us our endless possibilities; as waves we come and go, as waves we expand and flow; be the ever-changing wave that always carries the ocean of love within." See this image larger"Surround yourself with people who make you laugh until your abs hurt. That way you never actually have to work out." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Women like you don't happen often. Never forget how rare you are." See this image larger"Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and then eat just one of those pieces." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The divine dwells within you." See this image larger"If you steal their piano I won't call the police." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image larger"I think it's adorable they're putting jokes on the side of snacks now. Like listen to this one: serving size: 3 cookies" (2 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"In life, it is very important to know when to stop arguing with people and just let them be wrong." See this image larger"I got myself a seniors' GPS. Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there." See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Before you speak, listen. Before you write, think. Before you spend, earn. Before you invest, investigate. Before you criticize, wait. Before you pray, forgive. Before you quit, try." See this image larger"I'm on my second guardian angel. Don't judge." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you don't stand for something , you will fall for anything." See this image larger"Kids exploring ancient ruins." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A beautiful day begins with a beautiful mind." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Finding the core of truth within yourself..That truth that knows and trusts that all is well and that chooses love…Is the greatest spiritual attainment you have ever make." David Wilcock See this image larger"Maybe if we tell people the brain is an app, they'll start using it." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Laughter helps us reach beyond our struggles and survive them." Theresa Sanders See this image larger"Day 12 without chocolate: Lost hearing in my left eye." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Individually, we are one drop. Together, we are an ocean." Ryunosuke Satoro See this image largerSee this image larger"What's with Grandpa? He says his clock had hands and his TV had rabbit ears." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Sometimes life bites you in the ass. Thankfully I have enough padding in the rear to take the hit." See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image largerOn a fun note, I understand STAN, one of the largest T-Rex skeletons, is up for auction. I think I just found my older grandson's birthday present.See this image larger"Be love. So much love that when others are with you they are love too." See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"True friends are never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart." See this image larger"One day you are the peacock and the next day you are the feather duster." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel." (1 comments)See this image larger"C'mon, c'mon--it's either one or the other." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"To make a difference in someone's life, you don't have to be brilliant, rich, beautiful, or perfect. You just have to care." See this image larger"I've gone wireless." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Two things you will never have to chase…true friends and true love." See this image larger"My moods don't just swing-they bounce, pivot, recoil, rebound, oscillate, fluctuate and occasionally pirouette." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger(3 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"People are asking me which sign I was born under. I was born under a warning sign." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't forget to sow the seeds of kindness today (and watch them grow)! Theresa Sanders See this image larger"Remember messing up the last number and having to start all over again?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Everyday may not be a good day but there is good in every day." See this image larger"I'm not sure that's what they mean by 'now reduce the wine'." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't limit yourself because of past realities. Who you are right now is someone you've never been before. You have no real idea what wonders you're capable of manifesting." Scott Stabile See this image larger"I'm giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I'm giving up. Eating chocolate for a mondth." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Never regret a day in your life: good days give experience, worst days give lessons, and best days give memories." See this image larger"I am convinced that the main purpose of the shinbone is to find furniture in the dark." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be silly. Be fun. Be different. Be crazy. Be you, because life is too short to be anything but happy." See this image larger"I figured you should have breakfast in bed on your birthday. Can you reach the stove okay?" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"It doesn't matter if it's a relationship, a lifestyle, or a job. If it doesn't make you happy, let it go." See this image larger"You're more likely to find something when you aren't looking for it. Right now, I'm not looking for a bunch of cash. (I hope this works!)" See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats." See this image larger"OK. Now what?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"In case you forgot to remind yourself this morning….Your butt is perfect. Your smile lights up the room. Your mind is insanely cool. You are way more than enough. And you are doing an amazing job at like." See this image larger"Why You Don't See Crocodiles in the Orchestra" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger10 Ways to Love: Listen without interrupting. Share without pretending. Speak without accusing. Enjoy without complaint. Give without sparing. Trust without wavering. Pray without ceasing. Forgive without punishing. Answer without arguing. Promise without forgetting." See this image larger"It's okay, you can come out now, I've had my coffee!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerIt's official. The 5% Challenge starts this Saturday.See this image larger"Be compassionate, even if you, yourself, are struggling. Your struggles may not get any easier, but your heart will be lighter." Theresa Sanders See this image larger"I never panic when I get lost. I just change where it is I want to go!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"How you love yourself is how you teach others to love you." See this image larger"Life would be a million times better if there were pinatas strategically placed throughout the day." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Allow yourself to accept your worth. Open your heart to blessings of joy, love and success, in abundance. They already belong to you, just let them in." Anna Pereira See this image larger"My therapist set half a glass of water in front of me. He asked if I was an optimist or a pessimist. So, I drank the water and told him I was a problem solver." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't allow yourself to wake up with yesterday's issues troubling your mind. Refuse to live backwards; see every day as a new chapter." See this image larger"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be brave. Be wild. And stay forever hungry for art, love, knowledge and adventure." See this image larger(2 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Some people are going to reject you simply because you shine too bright for them. That's okay. Keep shining." See this image larger"Wouldn't it be great if life's problems hit us when we were teenagers and we knew everything!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"In the end, only three things matter: how much you loved, how gently you lived, and how gracefully you let go of things not meant for you." Buddha (1 comments)See this image larger"My doctor said to eat healthy, make sure I have a variety of color on my plate. Done!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Not all storms come to disrupt your life. Some come to clear your path." See this image larger"Two things to make your day better: Do not watch the news. Stay off the bathroom scales." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You will face many defeats in life, but never let yourself be defeated." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A perfect relationship is not perfect, it is just that both people never gave up." See this image larger"Just found out there's no popcorn in popcorn shrimp. Guess there's no reason to try pot roast." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerHappy Thanksgiving to all of our Canadian Sparkers!See this image larger"At the end of the day, you will not remember the person with the beautiful face, but you will remember the person with the most beautiful heart and soul." See this image larger"You'll never forget to turn off the oven if you never turn it on." ME: That's my story and I'm sticking to it. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do." Amy Poehler See this image largerIf we watched cooking shows the way guys [and some gals] watch sports: "That's too much orange zest! Are you blind?!" "Grab the butter, moron!" See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life takes us down rocky roads and smooth paths. Gratitude and togetherness help us bring joy to the ride." Theresa Sanders See this image larger"I really tried to behave but there were too many other options." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Your greatness is revealed not by the lights that shine upon you, but by the light that shines within you." Ray Davis See this image larger"You know you're getting old when 'friends with benefits' means having someone who can drive at night." See this image larger"You know you're getting old when 'friends with benefits' means having someone who can drive at night." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace." See this image larger"Got up this morning and ran around the block 4 times! Then I got tired, so I picked it up and put it back in the toy box!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I can choose to let it define me, confine me, refine me, outshine me, or I can choose to move on and leave it behind me." See this image larger"I'll see your jar of fiber and raise you two happy pills!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Open your mind before you open your mouth." See this image larger"If 2020 was a math problem: If you're going down a river at 2 MPH and your canoe loses a wheel, how much pancake mix would you need to re-shingle your roof?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"There's never a need to worry that someone will outshine us. It's not a competition. We all need to shine the brightest we can in our own unique way. It's not possible for there to be too much light in this world. Shine…and let shine." See this image larger"I guess I'm officially 'old'. I just spent ten minutes chasing an eye floater with a fly swatter." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be a light of love in a dark and troubled world. Never let anyone dim the light in your heart and soul." Bette Kelley (1 comments)See this image larger"All I'm saying is, next time, I'll talk to the contractor about installing double sinks." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life is like a road trip! Enjoy each day and don't carry too much baggage." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Even if you don't always feel quite in the swing of things, remember that you are beautifully unique and perfectly suited to make a difference right where you are." Theresa Sanders See this image larger"I have trouble with four letter words….cook, wash, iron and dust." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Love and kindness are never wasted. They always make difference. They bless the one who receives them, and they bless you, the giver." Barbara de Angelis See this image larger"My wife asked me if I knew what her favorite flower was. Apparently 'Gold Medal All Purpose' was not the correct response." (2 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Living with integrity means: not settling for less than what you know you deserve in your relationships. Asking for what you want and need from others. Speaking your truth, even though it might create conflict or tension. Behaving in ways that are in harmony with your personal values. Making choices based on what you believe, and not what others believe." Barbara De Angelis See this image larger"When the mom side of you is so proud he wanted to help fold towels….But the OCD side of you is dying a thousand deaths as you put them away like this." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Instead of always trying to fix things, realize you deserve better. Stop waiting for a change and make a change." (1 comments)See this image larger"I'm not lazy. I'm just in energy saving more." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerThis was shared by Wallahalla.See this image larger"If everything feels completely upside down, you're not alone. Just smile and change your Hocus Focus." Theresa Sanders See this image larger"If you throw your hands in the air like you just don't care, make sure you put your coffee cup down first." (2 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Living your purpose is about being in alignment with your best and most authentic self, every day." Stacey Martino See this image larger"Some days I amaze myself and other days, I put my keys in the fridge." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be brave to let go of the past. And fight for the present that you deserve. A better future is always yours." See this image larger"The real reason for Schubert's 'Unfinished Symphony'." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Your time is way too valuable to be wasting on people that can't accept who you are." (1 comments)See this image larger(3 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The food you eat either make more healthy or less healthy. Those are your options." Melissa Hartwig See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"We must learn to listen to what is being said and not hear what we want to hear." Rhonda Gales See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be yourself. Accept yourself. Value yourself. Forgive yourself. Bless yourself. Express yourself. Trust yourself. Love yourself. Empower yourself. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerLaughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever." Walt Disney See this image larger"To get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays, put it in an Amazon box and leave it on the porch." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When your world grows dark and your soul feels heavy, rise up to meet the sky, spend the night with infinity. Let the universe wrap its arms around you as you draw courage from the stars. Rest your weary head on hope and know that you are loved, for love is everywhere." Christy Ann Martine See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Think of all the beauty still left around you and be happy." Anne Frank See this image larger"I pretended to be asleep and then I fell asleep. Now I'm going to pretend I'm skinny." See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Sometimes in life you have to just grit your teeth, hang on tight and go for a ride." Rhonda Hendricks See this image larger"I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and think, "Well, that's not going to happen!" (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Music unwraps the heart, sings out the prayer, dances the Spirit, and opens the soul." Mary Davis See this image larger"20 years later and all of these things fit in your pocket." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Make the first step towards the direction you feel in your heart. Don't worry about what will come next. Simply follow the movement of the energy." See this image larger"If good things come to those who wait, then why is procrastinating so bad?" (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Joy does not come from what you do, it flows into what you do and thus into this world from deep within you." Eckhart Tolle See this image larger"Finally, I found something my speed!" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Decide what kind of life you actually want. Then…say no to everything that isn't that." Bryan Svanak See this image larger"I posted a photo of my clean house and it was flagged and removed as 'False News'." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"In a world where you can be anything, be kind." (1 comments)See this image larger"Don't you roll your eyes at me, young man!" See this image larger(2 comments)See this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You will be with you longer than anyone else on the planet. Why not make it a good relationship?" Louise Hay See this image larger"Grandpa is still looking for teeth." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerHugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"I love you. You're probably thinking, 'You don't even know me.' But if people can hate for no reason, I can love." (1 comments)See this image larger"I'm the oldest--I make the rules." "I'm the middle--I'm the reason we had rules." "I'm the youngest--the rules don't apply to me!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you are doing the best you can, under your current circumstances, then kick up your heels and dance!" See this image larger"Breaking News: Count Chocula, the StayPuft Marshmallow Man and the Teddy Grahams Bear all perish in a fire. S'More at 11." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Let your light shine. Be a source of strength and courage. Share your wisdom. Radiate love." Wilferd Peterson See this image larger"The GPS navigation in my car has learned to say 'Your other left!"" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerHugs to allSee this image largerSee this image larger"No need to hurry. No need to sparkle. No need to be anybody but oneself." Virginia Woolf See this image largerThe ultimate chick flick: Two women fighting over a pair of shoes. (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Hold hands, Not grudges." See this image larger"Face it, Sven, we're old. 'Pillage' doesn't mean what it used to mean." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Treat people the way you want to be treated. Talk to people the way you want to be talked to. Respect is earned, not given." See this image larger"A pastor, a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar…" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I have chosen to be happy because it is good for my health." Voltaire See this image larger"I'm not sure if life is passing me by or trying to run me over!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Next time you see your reflection, especially on the days you feel broken, remember there inside you is the strongest person you will ever know." See this image larger"Dear, if you're going to pad your bra with Kleenex, take them out of the box first." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Give everyday the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life." Mark Twain See this image larger"He died last fry day. Thank God he wasn't beaten. Don't worry, he went over easy. He's now on the sunny side. He's definitely in a better plate." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be the reason someone feels welcome, seen, heard, valued, loved, and supported." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Wherever today's road takes you, walk it with grace and kindness." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Have we realized it yet? That nobody is missing the material things. We all miss the company of others, great conversations, a hug. That's what life is all about." See this image larger"The doctor suggested he start doing squats, so he's moved all the beer to the bottom shelf of the fridge." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Kindness is a simple act that can shift the hearts of humanity." Tracey Smith See this image larger"Do I look my age?" "That depends…what age are you using this year?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be thankful for what you have. Your life, no matter how bad you think it is, is someone else's fairy tale." Wale Ayeni See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger"May your troubles be less and your blessings me more and nothing but happiness come through your door." Irish Blessing See this image larger"For what it's worth, honey, your turkey isn't nearly as disappointing as last time." Thanksgiving: Keeping therapists busy since 1621. See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you are holding onto regrets of the past, how do you move forward with an open heart of love, peace and joy? Sometimes we have to take the time and journey down a path of inner healing." Tracey Smith See this image larger"Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. So I paid my $2 and the guy said, 'Once upon a time there was this lobster…'" (2 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"6 seconds is a small amount of time. In 6 seconds, you can take a deep breath; you can feel the sunshine; you can kiss someone like you mean it; you can whisper 'it's gonna be okay'. Not much time but enough…enough to make a bad day good, enough to remember what really matters." (1 comments)See this image larger"Before I agree to 2021, I want to see some terms & conditions." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip." Will Rogers See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"No one ever injured their eyesight by looking on the bright side." See this image larger"The recipe said to simmer uncovered!" See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Learn to be okay with people not knowing your side of the story. You have nothing to prove to anyone." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Cultivate the habit of being grateful." Ralph Waldo Emerson See this image larger"Why you stalling, Santa? You gonna start the game or not?" TILES ON SANTA's TRAY: VENISON See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Today's Affirmation: Today is the day to help someone in need. Help can take many forms. Tell yourself: Today I will offer help without asking for gratitude or recognition." See this image larger"If you answer the phone with 'Hello, you're on the air!", most telemarketers will quickly hang up." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Always believe something wonderful is about to happen." See this image larger"When did my wild oats turn into shredded wheat?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Today will be a great day! No matter how I feel, I will dress up, show up, and never give up!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Eliminate everything that doesn't help you evolve." See this image larger"My house isn't messy. I've just set up obstacles for any burglars who want to try their luck." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The best things in life are the people you love, the places you've seen and the memories you've made along the way." See this image larger"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure!" See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Life isn't meant to be easy, it's meant to be lived. Sometimes happy, other times rough, but with every up and down you learn lessons that make you strong." See this image larger"Don't annoy me this week, because if you do, I will give your number to all the kids and tell them it's Santa's Hotline." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"As you start and end your day, be thankful for every little thing in your life. You will come to realize how blessed you truly are." See this image larger"It's not grey hair. I'm just growing tinsel." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A quick list of things you are NOT: a burden, damaged goods, a waste of time, stupid, weak, unlovable, broken, less important, a failure, ugly, alone" See this image largerHannukkah begins this evening at sundown. Happy Hannukkah!See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerLessons from a Christmas Tree: Be a light in the darkness. We all fall over sometimes. You can never wear too much glitter. Bring joy to others. Sparkle and twinkle as often as possible. It's okay to be a little tilted." Jane Lee Logan See this image larger"When what to my wondering eye should appear, but 10 extra pounds on my hips, thighs, and rear!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"We're all here to move through our own life experiences, so no matter how you may feel or think another should be living their life, just remember that their life isn't yours to journey." Tracey Smith See this image larger"Male reindeers lose their antlers in winter and females don't, so Santa's sleigh is actually pulled by a team of women. Of course it is." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When the world feels like an emotional rollercoaster, steady yourself with simple rituals. Do the dishes, fold the laundry, water the plants. Simplicity attracts wisdom." See this image larger"The 2020 Christmas poinsettias are now out!" See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"One day you'll look back and realize that you worried too much about things that don't really matter." See this image larger"The kids keep laughing about my memory. They won't be laughing at Christmas when there's no eggs under the tree!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Kindness begins with the understanding that we all suffer." See this image larger"Frosty! You went out and got plowed again, didn't you?!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"An apology that starts with 'I'm sorry, BUT…' is not an apology--it's an excuse." Shel Harrington See this image larger"I spilled my coffee on the naughty list. You have all been reprieved! Merry Christmas!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If we all could see the world through the eyes of a child, we would see the magic in everything." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Once you choose hope, anything is possible." Christopher Reeve See this image larger"Every time someone in my house leaves an empty box in the freezer or pantry, I'm wrapping it in Christmas paper and putting it under the tree with their name on it." See this image largerSee this image largerhugsSee this image largerSee this image larger"Your greatness is not what you have, but what you give." See this image largerConrad grew to resent the four calling birds his true love gave to him: "Do you know what this is?? It's the phone bill!!!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"We get so worried about being 'pretty'. Let's be pretty KIND, pretty FUNNY, pretty SMART and pretty STRONG." BarbE See this image larger"Pole Dancers" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I still believe in Santa Claus. He may not be the one that puts the presents under the tree, but his spirit works through us each time we give freely without expectation and each time we spread joy, love, and light." Meadow Linn See this image larger"Here comes Amazon, here comes Amazon, right down my driveway!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Thinking of things we are grateful for is a healing balm. It helps us get outside ourselves. It changes our focus from our pains and our trials to the abundance of this beautiful world we live in." Joseph B. Wirthlin See this image larger"Overheard child singing: 'He's makin' a list, chicken and rice..'" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late." Ralph Waldo Emerson See this image larger"Dear Santa, My sister is the naughty one. Trust me, I'm the good one!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Christmas Gift Suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, your heart. To every child, a good example. To yourself, respect." Oren Arnold See this image larger"When you are on a budget for the Christmas play and you need a camel." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Christmas is all about love, family and children. It doesn't matter what we eat or what presents we get as long as the holidays are spent with loved ones. Happy Happy Happy Christmas!" See this image larger"It looks like everyone will be getting what they want this year. Somebody posted my credit card number on the internet!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave and impossible to forget." See this image larger"Getting older really sneaks up on you. My grandson asked me why I had such small Tupperware containers." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Never look down on someone unless you're helping them up." See this image larger"Do you ever wake up in the morning and think…Nope, I'm not ready for this!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Carry a heart that never hates. Carry a smile that never fades. Carry a touch that never hurts." Nishan Panwar See this image larger"Boss hangs a poster in Office: 'I am the boss, do not forget' He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk. 'Your wife called, she wants her poster back home.'" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When others try to get your tutu into a twist, just twirl around and keep dancing!" Jane Lee Logan See this image larger"Just once I'd like to read a medication label that says: Warning! May cause permanent weight loss, increased, energy and wrinkle removal." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Nothing in the past is as powerful as what we choose to do in the present moment." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When you're feeling down, get up. Get out. Look around. Smile. Friends, family beauty, love. There are so many things for which to give thanks." Theresa Sanders See this image larger"My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"We are all different. You have to figure out what makes you tick and what makes you happy. Stop looking to others for answers and start looking within. It takes time, but there's no hurry. Enjoy the journey, because that's what life is all about." Rebecca Fox See this image largerNew Year's Resolution: Don't Get Caught" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The spiritual journey is individual, highly personal. It can't be organized or regulated. It isn't true that everyone should follow one path. Listen to your own truth." Ram Dass See this image larger"If it's the thought that counts, then my house would be sparkling and I'd never have to clean." See this image largerSee this image largerIt's Happy Mew Year for Cats Day!See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be the light that always illuminates your own course. It's the time for your enlightenment." Roxana Jones See this image larger"Honey, I made the pot roast. Now what do I do with the meat?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Think deeply. Speak gently. Work hard. Laugh often. Give freely. Love muchly. Always be kind." See this image largerSee this image larger"Age doesn't make you forgetful. Having way too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"It is better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction." Herman Siu See this image larger"I couldn't understand why I wasn't losing weight. Turns out they said KETO, not CHEETO." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be a reflection of what you'd like to receive. If you want love, give love. If you want truth, be truthful. If you want respect, give respect. You reap what you sow." See this image largerWebsite: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise." Les Miserables See this image larger"Finally a cell phone for grandma!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSounds about right.See this image larger"Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the 'M' is silent." See this image larger"I hate spelling errors. You mis up two letters and your whole post is urined." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Your beliefs don't make you a better person; your behavior does." See this image larger"When you are with your best friend, it doesn't matter whose idea it was as long as your alibis match." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Spread love everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier." Mother Theresa See this image larger"I'll neve trust what's in Hamburger Helper until the 5th finger is found!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Wake up smiling, be positive, shine your light with an open heart. Carry this energy throughout your day, you'll feel better; and so will everyone around you." Tracey Smith See this image larger"I think your mask is too tight." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"People are not beautiful for the way they look, walk or talk. They are beautiful by the way they love, care and treat others!" See this image larger"Remember: When you bury a body, cover it with endangered plants so it's illegal to dig it up. Follow me for more gardening tips." See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I say to myself that I shall try to make my life like an open fireplace, so that people may be warmed and cheered by it and so go out themselves to warm and cheer." George Matthew Adams See this image larger"When mom brushed your hair with this… she also brushed your ears, forehead, neck and brain." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Healing is a journey where you work your way through the layers of many emotions. Yes, it's hard work, it's painful, it opens old wounds, and it takes you deep where you may not desire to go. Yet when you break through the layers and come out the other side, you awaken to a whole new world where you can walk in your own personal freedom and truth." Tracey Smith See this image larger"Me: I have many hidden talents. Someone: Like what? Me: I don't know, they're hidden." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When someone you love is working hard to change, the worst thing you can do is hold them to their past. As they make amends, love them, forgive them and support them." See this image larger"Some days the best way to stay out of trouble is to just take a nap." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you see someone without a smile, give them one of yours." Dolly Parton See this image larger"The truth is, it's not so boring at home. But it's interesting how one bag of rice has 7,456 grains and another bag--7,489." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Let everything we do and say be an expression of the beauty in our heart, always based on love." Don Miguel Ruiz See this image largerIn Honor of Martin Luther King, Jr., Day See this image larger"Thought of doing something productive today. The key word being 'thought'." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Every day is a new beginning. Take a deep breath, smile, and start again!" Rhonda Hendricks See this image larger"That moment you lower the music when looking for the street address so you can see better." (1 comments)See this image larger(1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you want to be happy, one of the most important virtues you must master is being honest to yourself." Roxana Jones (1 comments)See this image largerSNORE-B-GONE Anti-Snore Mattress See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Universal Truth-- You are a Self-Fulfilling Prophecy: What you think and feel about yourself comes true. If you don't become conscious of your thoughts, you are dooming yourself to be what society or old connections wanted you to think about your abilities." See this image larger"Did you pick up your tree? Yeah, I hurt my knee. What? You want to ski? No, I don't have my key. Yeah, I have to pee." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"It's quite alright shedding your tears. Having a good cry releases energy that hurts your heart. There's nothing weak in allowing your tears to flow. Those tears may just be what you needed to help move you through the pain and sorrow." Tracey Smith See this image largerHusband: "I thought you were dieting?" Me: "I am" Husband: "You just ate 6 Oreos." Me: "Yes, but I wanted to eat 12. See - dieting." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't forget who you are. And don't forget what you're mode of--what you've been through. I know this is a dark, difficult time but you have to remember that you're a survivor. A goddamn warrior of love and pain. Of struggle and perseverance. You'll get through this. We'll get through this. And we'll come back even stronger than before." r.m. drake See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Never judge someone by the opinion of others." See this image larger"I don't want a Prince Charming. I just want someone to come and clean my house every week for free!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Somedays you just have to create your own sunshine." See this image larger"Trust me. It is just a kitchen sink." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Advice from a Woodpecker: Find your own rhythm. Peck away at obstacles. Carve out a place for yourself. Make your voice heard. It's ok to be a little flashy. Be colorful. Use your head!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"There is always light, if only we're brave enough to see it. If only we're brave enough to be it." Amanda Gorman See this image larger"A man asked me where the nearest pay phone was. I said, '1998'." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Negativity. It can only affect you if you're on the same frequency. Vibrate higher." Johanna Burkhardt See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Whatever you do, do it with Love" See this image larger"I lay down - I fall asleep. I read a book - I fall asleep. I watch a movie - I fall asleep. I go to bed - I feel as energetic as a nuclear power plant!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Distance doesn't separate people, Silence does, and in that, there is choice." See this image larger"Mom? What is Normal?" "It's just a setting on the dryer, honey." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses. To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world." Dr. Seuss See this image larger"When Life give you lemons, chuck 'em back and demand chocolate." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"We all hold kindness in the palms of our hands. May we find it. May we honor it. Most of all, may we share it." Theresa Sanders See this image larger"I still have a full deck. I just shuffle a little slower these days." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Things are always changing. But our kindness towards others should remain strong." See this image larger"When people ask a dumb question, I feel like it's my duty to give a sarcastic answer." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The 'real' to do list: Laugh. Sing. Read under a tree. Count your blessings. Hope. Hug your little ones. Walk barefoot in the grass. Give thanks. Love. Keep on loving. Take deep breaths. Jump in." See this image larger"Join the two day challenge! No coffee on February 30 and 31. Can you do it?" (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Never let past mistakes impede your journey. Forgive yourself. Forgive others. Choose Joy." See this image larger"You can steal my memes if you want. But I lick every one of them before I post them." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Smile, breathe, and go slowly." Thich Nhat Hanh See this image larger"When I find that ground hog, he's gonna die!!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you find yourself having to tiptoe around others, you're not walking amongst your tribe." See this image larger"I wish I could drop my body off at the gym and pick it back up when it's ready." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A friend is like a really good bra. Difficult to find, supportive, lifts you up and makes you feel good and is always close to your heart." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Good morning! Rise up, start fresh and see the bright opportunity in each day." See this image larger"I'm not much on seizing the day. I just kinda poke it with a stick." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Sometimes it does us good to change our way of thinking; in order to create a new way of living. Life is a gift that we've been blessed to journey; may we travel it in joy." Tracey Smith See this image larger"I get tired from just thinking of everything I have to do." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When your world grows dark and your soul feels heavy, rise up to meet the sky, spend the night with infinity. Let the universe wrap its arms around you as you draw courage from the stars. Rest your weary head on hope and know that you are loved, for love is everywhere." Christy Ann Martine (1 comments)See this image larger"My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic so I just changed the WiFi password. We'll see who's overdramatic in about 5 minutes." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I come here just for the halibut!" "Oh my cod! Don't talk so loud, I have a haddock." "Sorry, I thought you were hard of herring." After a few more minutes of this, Brad and Judy agreed that they should join an anti-pun support grouper. See this image larger"Good friends make a tough day a little bit easier." See this image larger"Be nice to your old friends. They have pictures of your hair during the 1980's." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Kindness and politeness are not overrated at all. They're underused." Tommy Lee Jones See this image larger"When you rummage through your grandpa's things and discover he was a Jedi." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"A Valentine can be hearts and flowers or little rings of gold; but these are just tokens and symbols, a small part of love, truth be told. Love is what binds us together; the greatest of all gifts, you see, friends, parents, partners, and children, a grandbaby or two--or three! So as we give gifts of flowers or hearts or candy or rings, remember that love is everlasting, encompassing everyone--and everything." Theresa Sanders See this image larger"When you need curtains, but you're on a budget." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Love is just love, it can never be explained." See this image larger"Beware of Valentine scams! My husband ordered me expensive jewelry but they sent fishing gear." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I have found that beautiful things happen when you distance yourself from the negative." See this image larger"I believe my house is haunted. Everytime I look in my mirror, a crazy old lady stands in front of me so I can't see my reflection!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Find what makes your heart sing and make your own music." "Mac Anderson See this image larger"You don't realize how old you are until you sit on the floor and then try to get back up." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be the flawed, quirky, unique, beautiful and magical person that you are." See this image larger"Maybe you can't stay young forever but you can be immature for the rest of your life!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Incredible change happens in your life when you decide to take control of what you do have power over instead of craving control over what you don't." Steve Maraboli See this image larger"I love all mythical creatures….vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Mind: I'm worried. Heart: Just relax. Mind: But, I'm totally lost now. Heart: Just follow me. Mind: But you've never been there before." Heart: Trust me, you'll love it. Soul: If you two would shut up, I'd show you the map." See this image larger"I hate it when healthy me does the groceries because now fat me needs a snack." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Do your little bit of good where you are; it's those little bits of good put together that overwhelm the world." Desmond Tutu See this image larger"At my age, the only pole dancing I do is to hold onto the safety bar in the bathtub." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it." C.C. Scott See this image larger"R.I.P. Cleaning Fairy! Just found my cleaning fairy dead under my bed. She was strangled to death by the dust bunnies." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Sometimes we experience THE GAME OF LIFE where we stop, we think, and we feel what's being played out before us. We can choose to play the game, or we can choose to sit back and quietly be the observer. Just remember, you're not weak for not reacting or responding, you're strong for letting it go and not playing the game." Tracey Smith See this image larger"Captain, someone is offering to extend our ship's warranty." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Love is the universal vibration that binds you all together. Have love for yourself and others. You all walk this planet, breathe for this planet and call this planet your home." Elijah Morley See this image larger"I know it's tragic the Wi-Fi isn't working, but let me tell you a story of catastrophic proportions from my childhood." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"No act of kindness however small is ever wasted." See this image larger"I don't remember what I was doing when I forgot what I was saying." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You can't always have a good day. But you can always face a bad day with a good attitude." See this image larger"It's a sad day when you realize that the trash goes out more than you do." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"No one can drive you crazy unless you give them the keys." See this image larger"Being old doesn't seem so old now that I'm old!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Do what you can with what you have, where you are." T. Roosevelt See this image larger"How old am I? I'm 'it's 8:30 and you wanna start a movie this late?' years old!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Be a light of love in a dark and troubled world. Never let anyone dim the light in your heart and soul." Bette Kelley See this image larger"Sometimes, the thoughts in my head get so bored they go out for a stroll through my mouth. It rarely ends well." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Believe in yourself and your abilities. You Got This!" See this image larger"We should start referring to 'age' as 'levels', so when you're lvl 80 it sounds more badass than just being an old person." See this image largerIn honor of Women's History MonthSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When life puts me in a tough situation, I don't say, 'Why me?' I say, 'Try me!'" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one." See this image larger"No matter how early I go to bed, I still wake up needing a nap." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Hope is being able to that there is light despite all of the darkness." Desmond Tutu See this image larger"When you said that you wanted to be a friend 'with benefits', I assumed that you meant that you worked at a bakery, a liquor store, a chocolate factory, a maid service, a spa, or that you were a pizza delivery person." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't you know yet? It is your light that lights the worlds." Rumi See this image larger"Finally found a use for the holes in my crocs!" (1 comments)See this image largerIn honor of Dr. Seuss's birthday a few days ago and a show of support.See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"It's one of the greatest gifts you can give yourself, to forgive. Forgive everybody. See this image larger"I was born to be wild! (But only until 9pm or so.) See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"My mind is exceptionally quiet. I'm suspicious that I'm up to something I don't want myself to know about." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Today be the reason someone feels loved." See this image larger"The closest I get to a spa day is when the steam from the dishwasher smacks me in the face." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Pay it Forward 1. Send someone an ecard. 2. Apologize to someone. 3. Forgive someone. 4. Become an organ donor 5. Give/show affection 6. Practice speaking in a kind, positive way. 7. Stop negative conversations 8. Validate someone's feelings" See this image larger"I started a new diet yesterday. Thank God that's over." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Because we are friends, I will always help you. Know you can always count on me to help you up if you fall even if we are both laughing so much I drop you again. Friends always laugh with each other." See this image larger"I finally figured out my body type! It's hourglass with a few extra minutes!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Sometimes, someone says something really small but it fits right into this empty space in your heart." See this image larger"Visited my doctor today. He told me my sugar was too high. So I came home & moved it to a lower shelf." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"When it rains it pours, but soon the sun shines again. Stay positive. Better days are on their way." See this image larger"I don't know who needs to see this, but your laundry needs to be put in the dryer. You're welcome." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"I choose to believe that kindness brings the gift of hope to others." Denise Nehila See this image larger"For the last time! Wake up, you have to go to school." "Dad, you're yelling at a pine cone." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Stop being afraid of what could go wrong and start being positive about what could go right. Look ahead!" See this image larger"New Rule: Calories don't count on the weekend. (Pass it on!)" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you carry one thing with you today, let it be this: You are brave, you are beautiful, you are strong, you smart, you are loved." (1 comments)See this image larger"Found it! If you understand, you're old." (1 comments)See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Kind words can be short and easy to speak. But their echo's are truly endless." See this image larger"Are you sure you know how to upload the files to the cloud?" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"An Old Irish Blessing: May love and laughter light your days, and warm your heart and home. May good and faithful friends be yours, wherever you may roam. May peace and plenty bless your world with joy that long endures. May all life's passing season bring the best to you and yours!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy." See this image larger"Just saw a set of sheets online for $1300. Lemme tell you something. For that kind of money, those sheets better wash themselves, make my husband stop snoring, keep my pillow coo ALL night, remove my eye wrinkles, and give me back the deep uninterrupted sleep of my youth." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Don't live with unhappiness. Change your life. Leave. Get a new job. Go back to school. Take chances. Live your best life." Denise Nehila See this image larger"The most terrifying moment in life is when the toilet refuses to flush at someone else's house." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Complaining burns no calories." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You are the artist of your life. Don't give the paintbrush to anyone else." See this image larger"Got up at 5am, 8km run completed, came back, prepared a vegetable smoothie for breakfast…Don't remember the rest of the dream." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Never give up hope, miracles happen every day." See this image larger"Hey, I've still 'got it'. I just can't remember where I put it." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"If you have nothing nice to say, say nothing." Mark Twain See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Sometimes it's not the strength but gentleness that cracks the hardest shells." Richard Paul Evans See this image larger"Me in 2019: If I could just have like a week with nothing to do and nowhere to go I could finally get this house clean and organized. Me now: Nope, that wasn't the problem." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Time and friends are two things that become more valuable the older you get." See this image larger"FYI: your phone won't auto correct when you're in caps lock because it assumes you're angry & doesn't want to get involved." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"You were born beautiful and your journey has made you even more beautiful, even if you can't quite see it now." Beth Rosen See this image larger"As I fold my third load of laundry, I contemplate becoming a nudist. Then I remember what I look like naked, and keep folding." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Note to Self: Keep going. You're doing great. You might not be where you want to be yet, but that's okay. Just take it one step at a time and keep believing in yourself. And remember: no matter what happens, you can still enjoy your life and be happy." See this image largerSee this image larger"The worst part about parallel parking? The witnesses." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Take it day by day and be thankful for every breath." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerGarfield has Respect Your Cat Day down pat.See this image larger"Let joy, love and laughter fill each little corner of your world." See this image larger"Live, laugh and love. If that doesn't work, load, aim and fire!" See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Ego: Everything will fall into place. Only then will I feel at peace." "Spirit: I find my peace within and everything else falls into place." See this image larger"Newlywed Romance: I booked us a getaway at a little beach cottage this weekend." "Married 20 Years Romance: I cleaned up the dog puke, picked up your prescription, put gas in your car, and bought you those chips you like." See this image largerBTW, not to be forgotten, Nurses Day is May 6See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Exercises to Avoid: Jumping to conclusions. Flying off the handle. Carrying things too far. Pushing my luck. Dodging responsibilities." See this image larger"Tomorrow is April Fool's Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day." See this image largerSee this image largerSee this image largerSee this image larger"Sometimes, no matter how nice you are, how kind you are, how caring you are, how loving you, it isn't enough for some people. Find different people." See this image larger"My neighbors complained about me groaning too loud having sex in the morning. If they only knew I'm just trying to put my socks on." See this image largerSee this image larger