We Three Cats
Sunday, September 20, 2020
According to a wall post on the "On the Lighter Side" team today, this is "Talk like a pirate day." Which put me in mind of this fractured Christmas carol I penned last year.
To the tune of "We Three Kings of Orient Are."
We three cats of Orient arrrrrr
Caught some pirates stealing a carrrrr;
So we scratched them
And dispatched them;
That is how fierce we are!
Meow-ow . . . Cats are mighty, cats are feared!
Dogs might think that we are weird;
But if pirates fear our claw,
Doggies ought to stand in awe!