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Smile of the Day
Tuesday, May 18, 2021      6 comments

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have. wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk ar... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, May 17, 2021      11 comments

The Priest was preparing a man for his long day's journey into night. Whispering firmly, the Priest said, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!" The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order. Still the ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 16, 2021      17 comments

Where's My Drink After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to use the rest room. Since he didn't want anyone to take his shake, he took a paper napkin, wrote on it, "The world's strongest weight lifter," and ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, May 15, 2021      17 comments

Silence is golden... Unless you have children... If that is the case, silence is suspicious... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, May 14, 2021      13 comments

21st Century Newspaper I was visiting my daughter last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century,' she said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, use my iPad.'. I can tell you this... That fly nev... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, May 13, 2021      10 comments

It was a baby mosquito's first day to fly out from home. When the mosquito came back home later that day, the father mosquito asked, "How was your journey?" The baby mosquito replied, "It went great, everyone was clapping for me!"... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, May 12, 2021      13 comments

After hearing the story of Jonah at Sunday School, a little girl repeated the story at school on Monday. Her teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because, even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, May 11, 2021      16 comments

Shrinking Clothes “Darling, I think the new dryer is shrinking my clothes.” “No, sweetie, that was the fridge.”... Read more
Smile of the Day
Monday, May 10, 2021      12 comments

A 1928 Ford Michigan Lawyer: "Well Barney, so you want me to defend you? Have you got any money?" Barney: "No sir. I ain't got no money, but I do get a 1928 Ford Car!" Lawyer: "Well you can raise money on that. Now let's see, just what ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Sunday, May 09, 2021      12 comments

Dentist Knows Best Dentist: "You need a crown." Patient: "Finally, someone who understands me."... Read more
Smile of the Day
Saturday, May 08, 2021      11 comments

The Walmart Greeter Charles, a new retiree-greeter at Walmart, just couldn’t seem to get to work on time. Every day he was 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, really tidy, clean-shaven, sharp-minded and a real credit to th... Read more
Smile of the Day
Friday, May 07, 2021      9 comments

The Devil’s in the details A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says, ‘N... Read more
Smile of the Day
Thursday, May 06, 2021      12 comments

Change the Subject My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject? My wife: Okay. More chores around the house need to be done by you. ... Read more
Smile of the Day
Wednesday, May 05, 2021      15 comments

After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, "Mom, I've decided I'm going to be a minister when I grow up." "That's okay with us," the mother said, "But what made you decide to be a minister?" "Well," the boy... Read more
Smile of the Day
Tuesday, May 04, 2021      15 comments

A man with a piece of paper in his hand comes into an office where another man is sitting next to a shredding machine. "Do you know how to operate this thing?" he asks. "I have an important paper here and I want to make sure this is done right... Read more

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